2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
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2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
I gots a big ass grin on my face. Been wanting this forever!
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plasmabeam wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:03 am Hear me out on this. What if Godzilla is actually Suko’s father? In GvK when Godzilla defeated Kong and they were roaring at each other, what if Godzilla inseminated Kong at that moment and that’s why they were screaming?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Holy crap! Even Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is getting repped! (Wait, is that Gatoroid or Crocosaurus?)
So I guess they all take place in the same universe now. The AMBU. Asylum Mockbuster Cinematic Universe.
So I guess they all take place in the same universe now. The AMBU. Asylum Mockbuster Cinematic Universe.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
According to the trailer, the movie is "meta", taking place in the "real world", but apparently one where Asylum is known as a big studio and their films are beloved the world over. And some alien force is making them come to life to destroy it. Might be a Pixels type of situation, but with Asylum monsters instead of retro video games.
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plasmabeam wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:03 am Hear me out on this. What if Godzilla is actually Suko’s father? In GvK when Godzilla defeated Kong and they were roaring at each other, what if Godzilla inseminated Kong at that moment and that’s why they were screaming?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
No way, a movie with all of the Asylum monsters in one place? I've watched over 20 SyFy originals in the last two months. This is what I've been training for.
It's just too bad that this movie is going to be no different than any of the others. I'm betting that this one will end up being painfully stale and disappointing.
It's just too bad that this movie is going to be no different than any of the others. I'm betting that this one will end up being painfully stale and disappointing.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
So far we got:
- Mega Shark
- Sharknado
- 5-Headed Shark(s)
- Transmorphers
- Atlantic Rim
- Mega Piranha
- Giant Octopus
- Mecha Sharks from Sharknado 6
- Zoombies
- Mega Python
- Gatoroid
- Mega Shark
- Sharknado
- 5-Headed Shark(s)
- Transmorphers
- Atlantic Rim
- Mega Piranha
- Giant Octopus
- Mecha Sharks from Sharknado 6
- Zoombies
- Mega Python
- Gatoroid
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Where'd you see Transmorphers, or did I just see them and think it was an Antaltic Rim Not Jaeger?MoarCrossovers wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 11:35 am So far we got:
- Mega Shark
- Sharknado
- 5-Headed Shark(s)
- Transmorphers
- Atlantic Rim
- Mega Piranha
- Giant Octopus
- Mecha Sharks from Sharknado 6
- Zoombies
- Mega Python
- Gatoroid
I really hope their 100 foot Big Foot from... Big Foot, the Not Jigers from Jack the Giant Killer, 2010's Moby Dick and the Kollosus from MSvK pop up.
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plasmabeam wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:03 am Hear me out on this. What if Godzilla is actually Suko’s father? In GvK when Godzilla defeated Kong and they were roaring at each other, what if Godzilla inseminated Kong at that moment and that’s why they were screaming?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Seconded here. In addition, give me Dinosauria (have no source on this name but I've heard a lot of people call it this) from Atlantic Rim and the invisible dragon things from Alien Convergence.Mac Daddy MM wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 11:49 am I really hope their 100 foot Big Foot from... Big Foot (...) pop up.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Looks like it could be fun.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
From premise alone I remember someoe on Deviantart doing an idea for a similar thing, but with a Final Wars-style bend (Mega Shark vs everymonster else)
Doesn't seem fun. The premise of "Asylum monsters in real world" needs a lot of self awareness to work, snd it doesn't seem like it has any.
Doesn't seem fun. The premise of "Asylum monsters in real world" needs a lot of self awareness to work, snd it doesn't seem like it has any.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Knowing Asylum each monster will get a minute of screen time and barely do anything. Missed opportunity to bring back a bunch of the actors from the included films and have them band together to save the day.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
I don't know. At least from the trailers, it looks as if Mega Shark and the Not Jaeger are going to have sizeable roles, just basing on what we see. I expect they'll get as much screen time as their own films. Really curious to see how Sharknado does, and if we see Mega Shark get sucked up into it. It'd be something if MS goes rogue and attacks the others, which we do see something of the sorts when it launches a 5-Headed Shark.Tyrant_Lizard_King wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:53 am Knowing Asylum each monster will get a minute of screen time and barely do anything. Missed opportunity to bring back a bunch of the actors from the included films and have them band together to save the day.
Eitherway, I REALLY hope this breathes life into the Mega Shark series. They're bad movies no doubt, but man do I just love them and wish we saw more like vs. Zombie Lobster, vs. Moby Dick, and vs. Big Foot. If I had any idea WTF I was doing, I'd be submitting Mega Shark drafts to Asylum every other day.
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plasmabeam wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:03 am Hear me out on this. What if Godzilla is actually Suko’s father? In GvK when Godzilla defeated Kong and they were roaring at each other, what if Godzilla inseminated Kong at that moment and that’s why they were screaming?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Why let that stop you? It clearly hasn't stopped the Asylum!Mac Daddy MM wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 5:51 amIf I had any idea WTF I was doing, I'd be submitting Mega Shark drafts to Asylum every other day.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
2025 Armageddon is finally on Tubi, so I got a chance to watch it. This movie completely squandered its premise, so I guess it’s on brand for The Asylum, but still. The problem is that the monsters advertised are barely in the movie. Hell, there’s a sizable number of monster who are on the poster who don’t show up here. I’ll put the ranty details under a spoiler in case anyone cares about the purity of their 2025 Armageddon viewing.
Tl;dr: This movie is lame the monsters have barely any presence.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Such a bummer to read that summary. That movie sounded like quite the premise on here but they still fucked up big time.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
I doubt I'll be seeing this one.
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Sounds about on brand for Asylum.
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The fact that people were actually expecting anything different... Really goes to show that it wasn't just easily confused grandmas keeping this company in business. :P
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I mean, it’s Asylum, what did you expect?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
They should've called it Armageddon Endgame.
Do you guys think that Mega Shark and Crocosaurus could've survived being submerged in lava much like how Heisei Godzilla has?
Do you guys think that Mega Shark and Crocosaurus could've survived being submerged in lava much like how Heisei Godzilla has?
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Re: 2025 Armageddon - Asylum's DAM! The Return of Mega Shark, Sharknado, Mega Piranha, etc!
Of course, they could, providing Asylum uses them for future projects.
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