Cosmic Calamity Joke Match: Voyager vs A series of enemies

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Voyager
Grand King Ghidorah
Burning Godzilla
Super Mechagodzilla
Godzilla (Showa)
Grande's Tyrant
Optimus Prime (DOTM)
Mechagodzilla (1975)
King Joe (Ultraseven)
Hyper Zetton Deathscythe
King Ghidorah (Showa)
Titanosaurus
Eleking (UG)
Copperhead
Bumblebee (DOTM)
King Caesar (Showa)
Indominus Rex
Sachiel (NGE)
Megalon
Zigra
Lockdown (AoE)
Neronga (R/B)
Blackout + Skorponok
Themes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i9byBPUGzI&t=13s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqBdTn3_0Rw
Items: Super Trio, EMP, Big Help, Thief in the Night, Kaiju Kids, EMP Protectiom, Rose Bio, Rose Bio, Legion Swarm, Rose Bio, Flare, Early Christmas (x3)

vs

Mass Production Evangelion (x1000)
Sentinel Prime
Gabara
Megaguirus

Arena: Geofront

Rules:
Same rules for Voyager's team.
50 EVAs can use the replica spears of longinus, the others are limited to their standard swords
Heisei sclaing

It has come true at last, the 1000 MP EVAs have descended!

[Kaijuking101]

Bro it actually was 1000 MP Evas!

I feel like the sheer danger of 1 of them combined with the sheer number of then nets the 1000 the win. The powerhouses can do damage but 1000 MP Evas is just too much especially. 1000 dangerous leader if not powerhouse level individuals is overwhelming to even the great Voyager. A good thing this was a joke match for Voyager.

[Voyager]

Joke match, deploy three xmas items!

[Logan268]

Joke Match or not, Voyager is kind of screwed. If it was just 9, He has this. But 1000? Game over man.

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Voyager's early xmas gifts, Lockdown, Neronga (R/B), and Blackout + Skorponok, the EVAs get Sentinel Prime, Gabara, and Megaguirus.

[Logan268]

I'm just picturing Sentinel Prime pulling a Thanos and merely pointing his sword for Megaguirus, Gabara and the 1000 MP EVAs to charge at everyone else while he goes and proceeds to take out Optimus in a re-enactment of their battle. Sentinel whipped Optimus Prime's ass back then, and this time there's no one to stab Sentinel in the back. Everything else about this battle is a clusterfuck.

[Voyager]

Press the meltdown button!!!!!!!

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Press the meltdown button!!!!!!!

No

[Voyager]

Cosmic Calamity J.0: (No) fun allowed

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Cosmic Calamity J.0: (No) fun allowed

That must (not) be a joke, right?

[Voyager]

I’m just prodding, no harm meant.

[CamtheGodzillafan]

I’m just prodding, no harm meant.

I know, just going with the Evangelion references.

[ShinGojira14]

I assume the EVAs are tough motherfuckers?

[Logan268]

Indeed they are, there's a reason why they were placed in Tier 4

[ShinGojira14]

How well do EVAs do against beams? Because Voyager's got plenty to spare.

[Logan268]

The MP EVAs can regenerate and were basically unstoppable.

[Voyager]

EVAs win but I still deserve some points for trying, right?

[CamtheGodzillafan]

EVAs win but I still deserve some points for trying, right?

Dude, look at your team, you are cracked, you don't need the points, but I'll give you a free team upgrade 1 on one condition:

The winner of Logan vs Shin gets one, and you also have to not ask for anything else.

[Voyager]

Alrighty!

[ShinGojira14]

Are we sure Burning G, Super MG, GKG and Showa G can't just mow all these EVA fools with their beams (and in Heisei's case, nuclear pulses) until there's no more EVA assholes left to fight?