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A god has seafood for the first time, absolutely hates it.

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King of Terror once more gets its ass handed to him, this time by a literal momma's boy.
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Satanic Mr. Krabs and Telekinetic crystal meth user sort out their gay feeling for one another amidst a more insectoid retelling of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

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K.W.C's "What If?" Episode 1. What if the Humans in Match 190 didn't proof check their steroid device and nearly caused the end of the fucking world?"
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Godzilla eats a can of pistachios.
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MATCH 300

“Calm down Gamera! We’re your friends!”

“Shut up Caesar. I’ll kill you!”

“Sorry pal, but can we make amends?”

“Shut up Akane, I’m gonna kill you!”

“Why can’t we just talk it out?”

“Not this time Leo.”

“Gamera, oh Gamera, what are you doing?”

“Too late Iris, I’m killing you slow!”

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MATCH 200

“All right I’ve been thinking. When Nick Tatopoulus gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make him take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Nick’s manager! Make Nick rue the day he thought he could give Cameron Winter lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon with Spacegodzilla’s crystals that burns your team down!"

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MATCH 420
Predictably, this match has a lot of people getting high. (Albeit through alternative means.)

MATCH 248
So…does this mean Baragon is Santa now according to The Santa Clause?

MATCH 396
“You thought the biggest threat this match would be Orochi or Dogora, but it was I! Cameron Winter!”

MATCH 342/386
Legion has a bad time at the Renaissance Faire.

MATCH 422
“The Gotengo’s here! *BOOM!* The Gotengo’s dead!”

MATCH 408
I…I don’t wanna make a joke about this one-

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VegetableBooy wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:20 pm MATCH 408
I…I don’t wanna make a joke about this one-
OK…maybe just one.

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Spider-Man: Lotus but good.

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VegetableBooy wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 3:19 pm
VegetableBooy wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:20 pm MATCH 408
I…I don’t wanna make a joke about this one-
OK…maybe just one.

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Spider-Man: Lotus but good.
Okay, that gave me a good laugh.
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GodzillavsJason wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:28 pm
VegetableBooy wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2024 3:19 pm
VegetableBooy wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:20 pm MATCH 408
I…I don’t wanna make a joke about this one-
OK…maybe just one.

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Spider-Man: Lotus but good.
Okay, that gave me a good laugh.
The Virgin Spider-Man: Lotus
-Spends 90% of its time being miserable
-Is written by a d-bag out of spite
-Depicts trauma in an unsubtle and unconvincing way
-Has Spider-Man break down in front of a dying child and it feels like a crappy Robot Chicken skit
-The actual superhero stuff is lackluster at best
-Villain only shows up for 5 minutes and is played by a creep
-Ends with a stupid message of “I don’t wanna be Spider-Man but I guess I HAVE to.”

The Chad Return Of A Good Man
-Has more to do with the character and gives us a good debut for this incarnation
-Is written by someone who actually cares about the character as a tribute to him and his actor
-Depicts trauma in a real and personal way from the perspective of the author’s experiences
-Makes Hideki Go trying to shoot himself in the face with a laser gun actually compelling and emotional
-Superhero stuff adds to the story and makes it a compelling and full piece
-Antagonists contribute to the overall themes of learning from the past and are actually entertaining as characters
-Ends with the message that you are worthy of being loved in spite the pain of the past
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Ganimes totally would have won this if MM was the one who wrote it.

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A custody battle goes VERY wrong.

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VIVA LA REVOLUTION!.... Oh, on second thought, maybe we should have just talked this one out.
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Monster Plot: Godzilla and his allies engage in a climactic battle against a returning foe from space, culminating in new universes of possibilities!

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