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I swear, this and the other Grey saga matches are like the K.W.C equivalent of The Neverending Story.




They both have the power to put you to sleep by their length. :P pls don't kill meh Papa Grey
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Match 284



Alternate: Utsuno doesn't paid enough for this shit
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*Diagoro starts losing*

And then Balkzardan was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdIev12fCPs

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Sort of preview for the new KWCC ;)
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A massive fight between four ancient predators, a shapeshifting alien being, and Donkey Kong's robot double..wait what?
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Self-horny bastard and her imbecile children try to take on a 100,000 ton reptilian sumo wrestler-and pay the price.
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The dragon stepped on your toe and it hurts y'know, friends are their to heeelp you!
When he steps on your face and it's just a disgrace, friends are their to heeeelp you
When he flew all low and fired beams y'know, friends are their to heeeelp you!
When he blew off your jaw and you screamed "OH GOD!"
Friends are their to HEEEEEEELP YOUUUUUUU!
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@tyrant: I understood that reference and I love it.

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Well until the new match is uploaded, i'm just gonna make fun of some past ones. :P

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Match 288

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Alternatively: two dudes who have no fucking clue why they're fighting fight anyway
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Testing to see if this will work:


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... ... ...is killed by a f***ing walrus.
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ShinGojira14 wrote:Testing to see if this will work:


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tyrantgoji wrote:
ShinGojira14 wrote:Testing to see if this will work:


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I actually learned a trick to make the images appear on the site. First you copy the image, but instead of just pasting it, you also have to copy the image address. Then make the image become blue, then press the "Img" image on your in progress comment, and you're good!
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Okay, let’s see if this works...

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Match 255, 65, 127, 267, 241, 253, 285:


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After fighting the terrible Gyaos, the almighty Legion and the powerful Iris, Gamera shall now take on his GREATEST CHALLENGE YET! A..weird looking squid plushie?
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This guy fights a guy and the other guy is starting to win but he uses a thing so that guy wins.
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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote:This guy fights a guy and the other guy is starting to win but he uses a thing so that guy wins.
An excellent description of that particular match.
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So Bigfoot, an old man, and a flying squirrel walk into a lake..
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Seems about right. :lol:
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