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Two men try to take another man down.
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Some drunks on a boat watch the jolly green giant wrestle with a pool noodle for a couple hours
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The pinnacle of evil that everybody present has a reason to want dead is a disembodied heart for half the time. Instead of any of the kaiju taking a second to destroy it, or it just being destroyed in a crossfire, it survives long enough to bullshit itself back to life. The pinnacle of evil then proceeds to (boringly) take punishment that should have killed it twenty times over, fails to kill anyone meaningful by himself in a fair fight, and then gets DBZ beamed to death. Edge!

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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.

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The World's first fucking match. Literally.
52 wins and 27 loses
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Two advanced civilizations at war, despite the latter having started it by ambushing and attacking them rather then talking things out about it or making a treaty but hey otherwise then there wouldn't be a match to begin with if it went that route. :P
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Does Baragon's cameo count as a loss?
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Manda gets a bit carried away after watching Dragon Wars
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Well, one thing led to another...
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
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An anorexic Gyaos fights the winner of the 1974 Japanese Dog Show in what is probably the shortest match ever made.
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Gezora forgets to wear his oven mitts and plays with sharp objects.
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Two dragons that just wants to eat both gets their day ruined by a living toxic pile of sludge.

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Two dragons that just wants to eat both gets their day ruined by a living toxic pile of sludge.
Two dragons have their day crapped on. Literally.
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The Deadly Mantis proves to be a wee-bit too deadly when fighting a giant balloon animal.
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A source of my pain and misery.
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The first loss of Mary-Sue Gomora aka "I wanna win! I wanna win!!!!"

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