Describe Millennium Movie Plots Badly
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Godzilla 2000: After Toho had PTSD when watching the 1998 movie, Godzilla now looks like a walking corpse with his largest dorsal spines yet. For most of the movie he fights a several-million year old flying nose which eventually turns into Deviantart Vore: Godzilla Edition.
Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Godzilla is still dead inside, and decides to fight a Battra reskin that came from a skreeonking black hole.
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah, Giant Movie Names All Out Attack: A mystical puppy, butterfly, and golden potato fight Godzilla who just watched a lifetime of Rule 34.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Godzilla has osteoporosis, and fights a Mechagodzilla version of EVA-01.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S: Godzilla has (a bit less) osteoporosis and.. this is literally the same plot as the last movie except with Mothra.
Godzilla: Final Wars: Teenage aliens in a giant golf ball send a spoopy scary skeleton to fight Godzilla and have a battle with the Japanese Matrix.
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Godzilla (2014): WOAH! THOSE MONSTERS ARE FIGHTING Wo.... Oh hey look a human.
Kong: Skull Island: 99.99 percent of everyone saw this for the after credits, the other 00.01 percent just wanted to see previews for Transformers 5: The Search for More Money.
Shin Godzilla: People complained too much about 2014 having gills, so they added gills again.... they also made Godzilla's body half the size it should be compared to his pear-shaped legs, and turned him into a demented Pokemon that looks like fried pasta.
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Godzilla 2000: After Toho had PTSD when watching the 1998 movie, Godzilla now looks like a walking corpse with his largest dorsal spines yet. For most of the movie he fights a several-million year old flying nose which eventually turns into Deviantart Vore: Godzilla Edition.
Godzilla vs Megaguirus: Godzilla is still dead inside, and decides to fight a Battra reskin that came from a skreeonking black hole.
Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah, Giant Movie Names All Out Attack: A mystical puppy, butterfly, and golden potato fight Godzilla who just watched a lifetime of Rule 34.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Godzilla has osteoporosis, and fights a Mechagodzilla version of EVA-01.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S: Godzilla has (a bit less) osteoporosis and.. this is literally the same plot as the last movie except with Mothra.
Godzilla: Final Wars: Teenage aliens in a giant golf ball send a spoopy scary skeleton to fight Godzilla and have a battle with the Japanese Matrix.
EDIT:
Godzilla (2014): WOAH! THOSE MONSTERS ARE FIGHTING Wo.... Oh hey look a human.
Kong: Skull Island: 99.99 percent of everyone saw this for the after credits, the other 00.01 percent just wanted to see previews for Transformers 5: The Search for More Money.
Shin Godzilla: People complained too much about 2014 having gills, so they added gills again.... they also made Godzilla's body half the size it should be compared to his pear-shaped legs, and turned him into a demented Pokemon that looks like fried pasta.
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Godzilla 2000: Godzilla fights a flying turd wich turns to be a CGI thing. In the end, it transforms into Gamera's and Zilla's malformed child and tries to eat Godzilla.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Godzilla breaks several Laws of Physics in his efforts to commit mass infanticide and kill a careless mother.
GMK: Godzilla has rabies, so a Nidoking, a bug and a three headed chicken need to put him down.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Two Bandai figures compete to see who's the best Godzilla.
Tokyo SOS: Mothra vs. Godzilla's remake with Kiryu.
Final Wars: The Japanese Matrix with Godzilla fucking up every kaiju he can found.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Godzilla breaks several Laws of Physics in his efforts to commit mass infanticide and kill a careless mother.
GMK: Godzilla has rabies, so a Nidoking, a bug and a three headed chicken need to put him down.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Two Bandai figures compete to see who's the best Godzilla.
Tokyo SOS: Mothra vs. Godzilla's remake with Kiryu.
Final Wars: The Japanese Matrix with Godzilla fucking up every kaiju he can found.
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That GaM plot description made me laugh.Destorogoji wrote:Godzilla 2000: Godzilla fights a flying turd wich turns to be a CGI thing. In the end, it transforms into Gamera's and Zilla's malformed child and tries to eat Godzilla.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Godzilla breaks several Laws of Physics in his efforts to commit mass infanticide and kill a careless mother.
GMK: Godzilla has rabies, so a Nidoking, a bug and a three headed chicken need to put him down.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: Two Bandai figures compete to see who's the best Godzilla.
Tokyo SOS: Mothra vs. Godzilla's remake with Kiryu.
Final Wars: The Japanese Matrix with Godzilla skreeonking up every kaiju he can found.
SoleMan wrote: I feel like with his passing, it finally lays the era of Godzilla to rest. No more are there guys in rubber suits, no more are there fun, silly, kid-friendly Godzillas, no more are the days when you could make out in the back row with your sweetheart and your kid brother could be in the front, eyes glued to the screen. Instead we're left with the gritty, cold world of Hollywood and apocalyptic visions of nightmare creatures.
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Godzilla 2000- Godzilla gets another plastic surgery and fights his surgeon
GvM- Godzilla decides to change things up and become a exterminator
GMK- Godzilla gets fed up with Mothra and Ghidorah and says he can kick both of their asses at the same time
GvMG- Godzilla becomes an edgy teen again and fights his father who came back from the dead
T SOS- Godzilla contuines to show that he is good at making kids and monsters orphans
FW- Godzilla has a midlife crisis, and gets another plastic surgery.
GvM- Godzilla decides to change things up and become a exterminator
GMK- Godzilla gets fed up with Mothra and Ghidorah and says he can kick both of their asses at the same time
GvMG- Godzilla becomes an edgy teen again and fights his father who came back from the dead
T SOS- Godzilla contuines to show that he is good at making kids and monsters orphans
FW- Godzilla has a midlife crisis, and gets another plastic surgery.
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Godzilla 2000: Crap goes through a goose but there's no goose.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Raid Bug Spray the Movie.
GMK: Edgy fan fiction the movie done decently.
GXMG: Evangelion featuring Godzilla.
SOS: Cash in the movie featuring Mothra.
GFW: Destroy All Monsters as told by a child of the '90s.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Raid Bug Spray the Movie.
GMK: Edgy fan fiction the movie done decently.
GXMG: Evangelion featuring Godzilla.
SOS: Cash in the movie featuring Mothra.
GFW: Destroy All Monsters as told by a child of the '90s.
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Godzilla 2000: After the disappointing American movie, Godzilla is back to reclaim his throne and wow the world with the power of the true King of the Monsters!
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Well that didn't last long.
Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Ghidorah, Mothra, and Baragon.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Mechagodzilla.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Mothra. And Mechagodzilla. Again.
Godzilla: Final Wars: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus everyone.
Godzilla (2014): Feature film debut of the MUTOs! Co-starring Godzilla.
Shin Godzilla: What? Godzilla is evolving! Congratulations! Your Godzilla evolved into-- HOLY SHIT THAT THING IS TERRIFYING MY GOD IT'S KILLING EVERYONE
Kong: Skull Island: "Hey, guys, it's been 84 years. You think it's about time we tell a new story with King Kong?"
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Well that didn't last long.
Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Ghidorah, Mothra, and Baragon.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Mechagodzilla.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus Mothra. And Mechagodzilla. Again.
Godzilla: Final Wars: "We haven't seen Godzilla in fifty years, but now he's back!" Plus everyone.
Godzilla (2014): Feature film debut of the MUTOs! Co-starring Godzilla.
Shin Godzilla: What? Godzilla is evolving! Congratulations! Your Godzilla evolved into-- HOLY SHIT THAT THING IS TERRIFYING MY GOD IT'S KILLING EVERYONE
Kong: Skull Island: "Hey, guys, it's been 84 years. You think it's about time we tell a new story with King Kong?"
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G2000: "Wait, this isn't a sequel to G98!"
GvMG: "Wait... is this a sequel to the previous movie? and OMG GIANT DRAGONFLY!"
GMK: "Executive Meddling made this movie, and it's EDGY"
GxMG: "To fight Godzilla, we made our own Mechagodzilla!"
SOS: "RETURN THE BOOOOONES!"
GFW: "Let's fuse DAM with every other popular scifi thing, because why not?"
G2014: "Two bugs try to find love. Godzilla's having none of that."
Shin Godzilla: "OW THE OVERLY STIFF LIFELESS EDGE"
Skull Island: "idiots drop bombs, monkey gets pissed, monkey smash"
GvMG: "Wait... is this a sequel to the previous movie? and OMG GIANT DRAGONFLY!"
GMK: "Executive Meddling made this movie, and it's EDGY"
GxMG: "To fight Godzilla, we made our own Mechagodzilla!"
SOS: "RETURN THE BOOOOONES!"
GFW: "Let's fuse DAM with every other popular scifi thing, because why not?"
G2014: "Two bugs try to find love. Godzilla's having none of that."
Shin Godzilla: "OW THE OVERLY STIFF LIFELESS EDGE"
Skull Island: "idiots drop bombs, monkey gets pissed, monkey smash"
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After reading Titano's post, another edit. You can include bad descriptions of Shin Gojira, Kong: Skull Island, and Godzilla (2014).
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G2000: Hey Roland and Devlin! *Gestures to crotch.*
GvM: Remember when we depicted superweapons as a bad thing? Yeah me neither. Guest starring: We didn't even bother hiding those wires!
GMK: There can't be undertones if there's no subtlety.
GxMG: The JSDF has never seen a horror movie ever, apparently.
SoS: Look, Mothra's here! Oh, she dead now.
GFW: Look at this wonderful cast of cannon fodder!
G14: Ladies and Gentlemen, turn up your brightness.
Shin: Angel from NGE? No no, you misunderstand, this Godzilla.
Skull Island: Holy Shit, Rodan, Mothra, and King Ghidorah confirmed!! Oh yeah, Kong's here to...
GvM: Remember when we depicted superweapons as a bad thing? Yeah me neither. Guest starring: We didn't even bother hiding those wires!
GMK: There can't be undertones if there's no subtlety.
GxMG: The JSDF has never seen a horror movie ever, apparently.
SoS: Look, Mothra's here! Oh, she dead now.
GFW: Look at this wonderful cast of cannon fodder!
G14: Ladies and Gentlemen, turn up your brightness.
Shin: Angel from NGE? No no, you misunderstand, this Godzilla.
Skull Island: Holy Shit, Rodan, Mothra, and King Ghidorah confirmed!! Oh yeah, Kong's here to...
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G2000: Godzilla enforces "Zero Tolerance" policy in regards to alien immigrants.
GvM: Godzilla becomes an honorary EDF member and fights the mom of those things from Rodan.
GMK: Godzilla reminds Japan that WWII was not a fun time.
GxMG: Toho watchs Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Tokyo S.O.S: Grumpy old lady Mothra sternly tells humans to stop playing with their blasted electronic toys.
GFW: The drug-fueled anniversary reunion tour that ends with the bus crashing and pretty much everyone dead.
GvM: Godzilla becomes an honorary EDF member and fights the mom of those things from Rodan.
GMK: Godzilla reminds Japan that WWII was not a fun time.
GxMG: Toho watchs Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Tokyo S.O.S: Grumpy old lady Mothra sternly tells humans to stop playing with their blasted electronic toys.
GFW: The drug-fueled anniversary reunion tour that ends with the bus crashing and pretty much everyone dead.
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Godzilla (2014): Grumpy old man hates love.
Shin Gojira: "I want to be Prime Minister!" a comedy by Hideaki Anno. Feat. something uglier than Minilla.
Kong: Skull Island: Big monkey gets angry so he mades Apocalypse Now's remake.
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Kong: Skull Island: Big monkey gets angry so he mades Apocalypse Now's remake.
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G00: Godzilla builds a nuclear wall to keep out illegal aliens.
GXM: Godzilla the Exterminator vs a black hole
GMK: WWII 2.0
GXMG: Godzilla vs Evangelion 15 years in the making
GMMG: The sequel to GvE, now featuring Mothra who wants to take away our toys.
GFW: DAM with Godzilla on steroids and fighting scenes from The Matrix
G14: Godzilla hates porn.
Shin: Minilla's son, Goro Maki, wreaks havoc on the world as a giant monster
K:SI: Monkey see things get destroyed and then Monkey destroy things.
GXM: Godzilla the Exterminator vs a black hole
GMK: WWII 2.0
GXMG: Godzilla vs Evangelion 15 years in the making
GMMG: The sequel to GvE, now featuring Mothra who wants to take away our toys.
GFW: DAM with Godzilla on steroids and fighting scenes from The Matrix
G14: Godzilla hates porn.
Shin: Minilla's son, Goro Maki, wreaks havoc on the world as a giant monster
K:SI: Monkey see things get destroyed and then Monkey destroy things.
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G14- Godzilla is back!............ and ready to destroy love and babies!
Shin Godzilla- Now I am become death, the destroyer of fanbases
Kong Skull Island- Kong is back!........ and ready to kill babies and find love!
Shin Godzilla- Now I am become death, the destroyer of fanbases
Kong Skull Island- Kong is back!........ and ready to kill babies and find love!
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Ha!TitanoGoji16 wrote:Godzilla 2000: After the disappointing American movie, Godzilla is back to reclaim his throne and wow the world with the power of the true King of the Monsters!
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Well that didn't last long.
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Godzilla reeks havoc, but it's all for the greater good in order to prevent a giant whale turd from getting stronger. An Asian Randy Marsh, an Asian Willie Scott, and an obnoxious Asian daughter try to take pictures of Godzilla for their scrapbook, but your typical crony capitalist shows up to destroy Godzilla once and for all!!1 The whale turd rises to the surface of the ocean and cracks the shit-crust, revealing it to actually be a giant light blue dildo that can fly and feed off the internet. Godzilla fights it for a bit, but gets the shit knocked out of him like crap through a goose and the blue dildo nests on a building to take a breather. The business douche tries to blow it up along with Randy Marsh, but fails and Randy Marsh rightfully gives him what-for and calls him an asshole. The dildo then evolves into another fatass, big handed, small headed, virgin with rage and tries to swallow Godzilla without consent. Godzilla agrees to have a look in Orga's mouth, though once again, Godzilla's enemy proves theyre not on the winning side of natural selection, and doesn't take into account Godzilla breathes fire and sends him straight to the afterlife. Godzilla nonchalantly makes Orga explode, and the dumbass crumbles to dust. He does the right thing and drops the business douche from the skyscraper, leaving Tokyo with one less douchebag. Humanity starts to respect Godzilla, right before he actually does the one thing that would actually make them mad in the first place and sets Tokyo ablaze. King Of The Monsters. Savior Of Our City?
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Godzilla 2000: After TriStar's 1998 fan-rape, Toho Brings the Big G back from the dead to fight a computer-hacking UFO (surprised that it's not Russian), that transforms into a shoulder cannon-weilding Rancor.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Godzilla fights prehistoric dragonfly queen, moving around like it's the Flash or Quicksilver, pooed out from a black hole/rip in time BS, I don't know.
GMK: Godzilla's back, pissed at humanity as usual but scary and cool at the same time. Baragon puts up a good fight, lasts longer than Yamcha. Mothra looks like a wasp. And King Ghidorah... is a good guy!?! HUH?
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: This movie pretty much has traces of Evangelion: Akane (Shinji), Hayama (Asuka), Dr. Yuhara (Ritsuko), Sara (Rei), and Kiryu (Eva Unit-01). See what I mean? Except in this case, Kiryu is a proverbial Frankenstein's Monster.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.: Mothra vs. Godzilla meets Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II, without Rodan.
Godzilla: Final Wars: Destroy All Monsters mixed with John Woo, Matrix and a dash of Michael Bay.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus: Godzilla fights prehistoric dragonfly queen, moving around like it's the Flash or Quicksilver, pooed out from a black hole/rip in time BS, I don't know.
GMK: Godzilla's back, pissed at humanity as usual but scary and cool at the same time. Baragon puts up a good fight, lasts longer than Yamcha. Mothra looks like a wasp. And King Ghidorah... is a good guy!?! HUH?
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla: This movie pretty much has traces of Evangelion: Akane (Shinji), Hayama (Asuka), Dr. Yuhara (Ritsuko), Sara (Rei), and Kiryu (Eva Unit-01). See what I mean? Except in this case, Kiryu is a proverbial Frankenstein's Monster.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.: Mothra vs. Godzilla meets Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II, without Rodan.
Godzilla: Final Wars: Destroy All Monsters mixed with John Woo, Matrix and a dash of Michael Bay.
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Godzilla 2000: Godzilla is green and he fights a gorilla with a shoulder cannon
Godzilla vs Megaguris: Godzilla is now a exterminator
Gmk: Godzilla is blind and he fights a puppy, less fuzzy moth, and a bad guy who is a good guy
Godzilla aginst mechagodzilla: Kiryu is 2spooky4me
Godzilla tokyo s.o.s.: Mothra vs godzilla 2
Final wars: Godzilla vs the world
Godzilla vs Megaguris: Godzilla is now a exterminator
Gmk: Godzilla is blind and he fights a puppy, less fuzzy moth, and a bad guy who is a good guy
Godzilla aginst mechagodzilla: Kiryu is 2spooky4me
Godzilla tokyo s.o.s.: Mothra vs godzilla 2
Final wars: Godzilla vs the world
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Re: Describe Millennium Movie Plots Badly.
I see what you did there, fellow Encyclopedia Dramatica wikigoer.Lain Of The Wired wrote:Godzilla reeks havoc, but it's all for the greater good in order to prevent a giant whale turd from getting stronger. An Asian Randy Marsh, an Asian Willie Scott, and an obnoxious Asian daughter try to take pictures of Godzilla for their scrapbook, but your typical crony capitalist shows up to destroy Godzilla once and for all!!1 The whale turd rises to the surface of the ocean and cracks the shit-crust, revealing it to actually be a giant light blue dildo that can fly and feed off the internet. Godzilla fights it for a bit, but gets the shit knocked out of him like crap through a goose and the blue dildo nests on a building to take a breather. The business douche tries to blow it up along with Randy Marsh, but fails and Randy Marsh rightfully gives him what-for and calls him an asshole. The dildo then evolves into another fatass, big handed, small headed, virgin with rage and tries to swallow Godzilla without consent. Godzilla agrees to have a look in Orga's mouth, though once again, Godzilla's enemy proves theyre not on the winning side of natural selection, and doesn't take into account Godzilla breathes fire and sends him straight to the afterlife. Godzilla nonchalantly makes Orga explode, and the dumbass crumbles to dust. He does the right thing and drops the business douche from the skyscraper, leaving Tokyo with one less douchebag. Humanity starts to respect Godzilla, right before he actually does the one thing that would actually make them mad in the first place and sets Tokyo ablaze. King Of The Monsters. Savior Of Our City?
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Re: Describe Millennium Movie Plots Badly.
I noticed.Lain Of The Wired wrote:I added a few touches
By the way, I wasn't saying that was bad. I was just pointing it out because it was nice to see somebody else knew about it.
SoleMan wrote: I feel like with his passing, it finally lays the era of Godzilla to rest. No more are there guys in rubber suits, no more are there fun, silly, kid-friendly Godzillas, no more are the days when you could make out in the back row with your sweetheart and your kid brother could be in the front, eyes glued to the screen. Instead we're left with the gritty, cold world of Hollywood and apocalyptic visions of nightmare creatures.