JAGzilla wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2024 11:38 am
Minnesota is that bad? Honestly, it's a state I don't hear much of anything about. I think of woods and lakes and... don't know much else. Wikipedia makes it sound very livable, but they're good at that. What, is it just cold?
It goes beyond just the awful winters. If we're lucky, we get 2-3 nice months a year, and that's a rarity.
December through March are just absolute hell. Snowstorms whenever it's most inconvenient, temperatures that frequently drop below zero and winds that get even colder. Imagine the end of Son of Godzilla. That's what at least a third of the year looks like.
April is chaos. It'll be winter weather with 7 inches of snow on Monday, 70 degrees with thunderstorms on Wednesday, then back to snow just in time for the weekend. Everything is covered in mud. Sometimes this extends into May, other years we get lucky. Even if May is nice, the mosquitoes are quick to ruin it. Locals call them the "state bird" for a reason.
There will usually be one nice month between June and August, chosen at random. But not July, which always feels like living in an oven and breathing hot soup. Either we get a nice June and a scorching August or the opposite. If August is good, we may get lucky with a period of nice weather that lasts until late October. If August sucks, September will usually suck too.
October is the only consistently nice month and even that's not reliable. We've had snow before Halloween before.
November is the dreadful buildup to winter. Sometimes it's a proper winter month, other years it's still fall but with those nasty icy winds that peel your face off.
Oh, and hope you like your outdoor recreation because there's nothing else to do. And the crappy weather makes outdoor recreation hard to plan most of the year. Our indoor options are the much-overhyped Mall of America and restaurants/bars that charge like it's New England but don't offer New England quality. And that's if you're a Twin Cities resident. If you live anywhere beyond the metro, there's a whole lot of nothing. Go south and storms get worse, go north and cold gets worse.