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I think saying ‘Kong is King’ would piss them off more.
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Just tell them a list of reasons why Showa Gamera is better than Godzilla.
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Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
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gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
“Most this forum”, I think you mean most people who joined Pre-2016. The Old Guard would crucify you.
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gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
Yes, because Heisei fans NEVER fly off the handle if you say you don't like, say, Godzilla vs Biollante. No, you NEVER see that.

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at one point those trolling ideas will not work since that old guard is pushing what 50+ ?

hell the g98 fandom died last decade as a whole

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Legion1979 wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 5:21 pm
gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
Yes, because Heisei fans NEVER fly off the handle if you say you don't like, say, Godzilla vs Biollante. No, you NEVER see that.
Thanks for proving his point, Legion. :lol:
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Legion1979 wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 5:21 pm
gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
Yes, because Heisei fans NEVER fly off the handle if you say you don't like, say, Godzilla vs Biollante. No, you NEVER see that.
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Voyager wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:38 pm
gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
“Most this forum”, I think you mean most people who joined Pre-2016. The Old Guard would crucify you.
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gottatalktothefake wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:33 pm Honestly all you gotta do to set off most of this forum is criticize any of the showa films in any capacity.

And before you say “What about all monsters attack?” We have people here who defend it unironically.
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Voyager wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 1:09 pm I think saying ‘Kong is King’ would piss them off more.
There’s a whole host of good candidates for that format, but I prefer Gigan because I’ve personally gotten really funny reactions from it before.

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Voyager wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:38 pm “Most this forum”, I think you mean most people who joined Pre-2016. The Old Guard would crucify you.
Hey now. I don't think I've defended that movie on here lol. It does have its charm though.

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Gojira 41mk11 wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:14 am
Voyager wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 1:09 pm I think saying ‘Kong is King’ would piss them off more.
There’s a whole host of good candidates for that format, but I prefer Gigan because I’ve personally gotten really funny reactions from it before.
I’d imagine most reactions would be along the lines of ‘what?’
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I mean... if we're talking strictly in terms of design, and if we tie Dyrako up and lock him in the basement, there might be a case to be made for Gigan as King. He has one of the all-time great kaiju designs. Kind of basic in some ways, utterly bizarre in others.
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To piss off MV Godzilla fans, always make the case that Ghidorah was winning all of their fights and only left because he had better things to do.
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Say the Anime Trilogy songs are more distinct and memorable than most live action G-Film's.
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Desghidorah wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:38 pm Say the Anime Trilogy songs are more distinct and memorable than most live action G-Film's.
Now that’s a spicy one.
And there’s kind of a case for it since some of those anime trilogy songs are pretty memorable— Godzilla’s redone theme and the cult/Golden Demise motifs come to mind.
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Say there’s more evidence that Godzilla is female than male.

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CyberZilla wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 2:31 pm
Desghidorah wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:38 pm Say the Anime Trilogy songs are more distinct and memorable than most live action G-Film's.
Now that’s a spicy one.
And there’s kind of a case for it since some of those anime trilogy songs are pretty memorable— Godzilla’s redone theme and the cult/Golden Demise motifs come to mind.
Indeed, I think they are legitimately quite good. The trio of songs by XAI to accompany the films are also a good bop.
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How to piss off TK

-Say Heisei/Millennium/Reiwa/MV x is better than Showa x
-Make fun of the Showa films for cheesiness and shit effects.
-Call Showa fans elitist gatekeepers.
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You know those videos where people buy a PS5 just to smash it? That but with SHMA toys. The "REEEE-ing" from the toys section of this forum alone would probably be loud enough to break the sound barrier.
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