Godzilla's Greatest Battle on Earth

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Godzilla's Greatest Battle on Earth

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For 69 years, Godzilla has reigned supreme. A unparalleled king of cinematic achievement, the unparalleled king of monster movies.

But a challenger has risen. One who threatens his reign. One that makes him call his strongest allies to prepare for his passing and his greatest rivals to watch in fear and dare they say, hope he wins.




Godzilla



Vs


[url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear
Cocaine Bear[/url]

Arena: The Chattahoochee Forest, Georgia, USA.

Rules

- Godzilla has been shrunk to human size but keep relatively the same durability (if someone shot this Godzilla with a gun, it'd be the equivalent to the masers basically)
- Cocaine Bear has eaten 40 pounds of Cocaine.
- There is a duffel bag with another 50 pounds of cocaine inside. Cokey can eat one after 20 minutes of the fight but the initial high will make her disoriented. However, it can help her ignore the pain of her injuries. We're also going by movie rules so she can't overdose on it like IRL Pablo Escobear.
- After 40 minutes, Cocaine Bear's cubs will wander into the arena, thus making Cokey fight more aggressively to protect them.
- Trying to gain an advantage, Godzilla consumed 60 pounds of a powder he found in Japan. However, this was cadmium for the Super X and so his atomic breath can not be used until an hour had passed.

Consensus: All hail the queen of monsters. Godzilla can't face her claws and his atomic breath won't work until it's too late.
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Re: Godzilla's Greatest Battle on Earth

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Godzilla is part of a successful movie franchise. Godzilla wins by default.
"William Knifeman! AH! AH! AH!"

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