Cosmic Calamity Joke Match: Voyager vs A series of enemies

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Are we sure Burning G, Super MG, GKG and Showa G can't just mow all these EVA fools with their beams (and in Heisei's case, nuclear pulses) until there's no more EVA assholes left to fight?

They literally regenerate from any attack as long as they have enough of their body to regenerate, and 50 of them have OP Spear of Longinus Replicas, which can slice through AT Fields.

[ShinGojira14]

Are we sure Burning G, Super MG, GKG and Showa G can't just mow all these EVA fools with their beams (and in Heisei's case, nuclear pulses) until there's no more EVA assholes left to fight?

They literally regenerate from any attack as long as they have enough of their body to regenerate, and 50 of them have OP Spear of Longinus Replicas, which can slice through AT Fields.

How much is "enough"?

[CamtheGodzillafan]

Are we sure Burning G, Super MG, GKG and Showa G can't just mow all these EVA fools with their beams (and in Heisei's case, nuclear pulses) until there's no more EVA assholes left to fight?

They literally regenerate from any attack as long as they have enough of their body to regenerate, and 50 of them have OP Spear of Longinus Replicas, which can slice through AT Fields.

How much is "enough"?

Maybe a leg or two.

[ShinGojira14]

Yeah, I think Voyager has enough firepower to win this long war. All those beams, all that firepower that's gonna be let loose, it sounds to me that the EVAs will be reduced to way less than scattered limbs.

[Kaijuking101]

I think Shin may be underestimating how much a 1000 really is. At the sizes they are, the Evas are like a 1000 zombies against a bunch of humans, only it takes a lot to put them down. The powerhouses may be able to mow them down with beams, but everyone else, even Voyager’s leaders, are going to struggle to take down 1, or at least have to put in effort. Add to the fact the lackeys are getting demolished and for every one a powerhouse kills more will take its place or be already attacking, and the sheer numbers may be what nets the Evas the win. If they evenly attack each combatant there will be a ratio of 45:1, 45 being the Evas. That’s a lot, and given 1 Eva would make short work of the lackeys barring the toughest such as Sachiel or HZD, that’ll be at bare minimum 90 Evas against the remaining combatants, if the Evas don’t target the stronger ones. Plus, Sentinel Prime helps further seal the deal as Cosmic Rust puts SMG and the TFs in serious danger and further aids the 1000 Evas. Evas take this.

[Logan268]

Mass Production Evangelions

[ShinGojira14]

... ... ...well fuck.