Describe Millennium Movie Plots Badly

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Planet Of the Monsters: Captain Ahab when he was an emo manages to direct a coup d'etat against the only government keeping Humanity and it's alien buddies alive and goes to Earth alongside his possie to try and destroy an evil vegetable that kicked them out of Eath for not living on caves.

City On The Edge Of Battle: After Best Daddy Godzilla kicks the living shit out of the Humans that stir fried his son, Captain Emohab and his possie discover a bunch of Moth People, amongst whom are a couple of twins that prove that Emohab is into Lolicon. Meanwhile, the Black Elves From Space discover that the Moth People use the metal soup they created in their weapons, and that leads them to discover that MechaNotZilla they constructed has created a living factory, and resolve to use said city to kill Grandpa Vegetable once and for all.

The Planet Eater: After the destruction of MechaNotZilla and his city, the genocide of the Black Elves from space and the loss of his waifu, Emohab is manipulated by Space Gay Jesus, alongside various other people, to summon The Flying Spaghetti Monster to destroy Grandpa Vegetable. Featuring our protagonist shagging a girl that he swears was legal, hamfisted philosophy on how Iphones are bad and the only good thing to come out of this trilogy of movies: it's end
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godzilla go around beat monster never lose always win
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G14: 1000000000000 Year old man wakes from his energy slurping stupor to murder incestual siblings and their physically deformed children.
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Planet of the Monsters: A planet of monsters, as long as by monsters you mean Godzilla, Minya on steroids, and a bunch of mosquitoes. Moby Dick story ensues, complete with harpoons.

City on the Edge of Battle: How to blatantly lie to your audience using marketing. Technology bad.
The ending:
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The Planter Eater: Captain Ahab fucks an insect, then dies, leaving her a single mother. Cults bad.

This needed to be three movies, why, again?
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G2K: Coldsteel the Hedgehog but Godzilla fights the personification of that one weird kid from school who bit people.
GxM: Godzilla's hulk reskin gets saturated to the point of it being a driving hazard, and he fights Kamacuras' edgy sister.
GMK: Beer-gutzilla fights a Pokemon reject, Mothra on LSD, and a golden chicken.
GxMG: Bandai wanted to sell some toys...
SOS: Literally the same but taking stuff from a far superior Godzilla Film.
FW: The death of my senses.
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VoyagerGoji wrote: GxM: Godzilla's hulk reskin gets saturated to the point of it being a driving hazard, and he fights Kamacuras' edgy sister.
Too true. Seriously the lighter green they gave the MireGoji suit is ugly. Why didn't they just leave it be? X_X
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Godzilla 2000 - Big-ass lizard monster fight against a UFO which turns into alien Squidward then a giant weird-looking alien thing.

Godzilla vs Megaguirus - Same big-ass lizard fights Queen Bitch's older sister and her little minions after some Asian city got flooded and there is no Noah with an ark.

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack - A zombie of the big-ass lizard get possessed by spooky ghost from some war that takes place in some really big ocean and fights against a red doggo, a really mean looking butterfly and a three-headed yellow dragon that has the power of Zeus.

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla - Big-ass lizard fights against a gundam that has a skeleton of another big-ass lizard inside for some reason and is piloted by an adult version of Asuka Langley Soryu.

Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. - Same as last time. Oh, but that giant butterfly is here as well two giant caterpillars and small twins that like to pray and sing.

Godzilla: Final Wars - This is The Matrix but with giant monsters, Hot Topic aliens, a Hulk Hogan wannabe and the same big-ass lizard who is frozen for half of the movie.
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G2K - Godzilla vs Independence Day
GXM - Godzilla vs the bug from Rodan
GMK - Godzilla vs leftover ideas from Gamera 3
GXMG/GMMG - Their plots are bad enough
GFW - Destroy All Monsters on coke straight from the cartel

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tbeasley wrote: Godzilla vs Independence Day
I suddenly really want this to happen.
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So uh, can we also include these movies?

Attack on Titan Parts 1 and 2: Giant muscle man kicks in wall and lets in a bunch of ugly fat cannibal goblins to ravaged humans.
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G2000: Lizard aborts his cousin, Lizard Jamila
Megaguirus: In Soviet Russia, Fly swats you
GMK: Ghost disturbs young rascals, young rascals disturb graves, grave monsters disturb ghost, ghost kills grave monsters and has a heart attack
against Mechagodzilla: Lizard becomes delinquent and his robotic dad tries to stop him from going to a Skillet concert
Tokyo SOS: Moth becomes Lizard's stepmother and makes Robo-Dad convert his son into Christianity
Final Wars: Aliens host moshpit, everybody gets beat up by Lizard

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Kaltes-Herzeleid wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:44 am I love Final Wars. I praise Final Wars. Simple as.

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Attack on Titan - War of the Gargantuas Meets Tokyo Gore Police

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https://youtu.be/JO4D9tpT804

Not a movie but:

When you fell asleep doing your physics homework but also watched Godzillq vs Megalon
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Godzilla battles a vore enthusiast, the audience learns Godzilla is inside them
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G2K: Godzilla vs. Weird Spaceship ( feat. The Rancor)

GvM: Don't let it get wet plus black holes

GMK: The Exorcist: Godzilla Edition

GxMG: Evangelion Meets Godzilla

SOS: see previous plus mystical Mothra subplot

Final Wars: Don Frye & Godzilla vs. EVERYONE
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G2K: That movie you convinced yourself was terrific because you first saw it in a theater at 10 years old.
GxM: Godzilla body slams a dragonfly
GMK: The movie where Baragon is the best part
GxMG: Godzilla vs absolute zero
SOS: Who knew rehashing old movies could be so fun?
GFW: Destroy all Monsters...but EXTREME!!!!!!

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Legion1979 wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:24 am G2K: That movie you convinced yourself was terrific because you first saw it in a theater at 10 years old.
Hey now. :lol:
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Rando Yaguchi wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:40 am
Legion1979 wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:24 am G2K: That movie you convinced yourself was terrific because you first saw it in a theater at 10 years old.
Hey now. :lol:
Lol sorry.

I feel like I should like this movie. But I saw it 21 years ago (wow that feels like an eternity) in an almost empty theater and didn't enjoy it much. It gets so much love and I really don't understand why.

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GMK: 3 old people tried to be Ghostbusters and miserably failed
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