Can Godzilla kill a vampire?

[Showa Gyaos]

Generally, vampires can be killed by decapitation. If Godzilla steps on a vampire, odds are strongly in favor of its head becoming detached from its body.

Or smashed. Either way, it probably involves the brain.

that's zombies. maybe the military should spray godzilla with ground up garlic, and have godzilla pick up the vampire and kill him like that

If vampires can be killed by decapitation, it means they need their brain to be alive. Smash the brain, they die. Simple.

[eabaker]

Or smashed. Either way, it probably involves the brain.

that's zombies. maybe the military should spray godzilla with ground up garlic, and have godzilla pick up the vampire and kill him like that

If vampires can be killed by decapitation, it means they need their brain to be alive. Smash the brain, they die. Simple.

Not sure it does mean that. You're applying scientific knowledge of anatomy to a mythological creature. Vampires die from decapitation because of magic, not science.

[Legionmaster]

Not sure it does mean that. You're applying scientific knowledge of anatomy to a mythological creature. Vampires die from decapitation because of magic, not science.

To be fair, vampires can also control beasts. Godzilla is a beast. This is not a good combination.

[eabaker]

Not sure it does mean that. You're applying scientific knowledge of anatomy to a mythological creature. Vampires die from decapitation because of magic, not science.

To be fair, vampires can also control beasts. Godzilla is a beast. This is not a good combination.

I think any combination that could lead to a vampire/kaiju apocalypse is pretty much the best combination.

In fact, I think I have to start writing a new screenply right now...

[Legionmaster]

I think any combination that could lead to a vampire/kaiju apocalypse is pretty much the best combination.

In fact, I think I have to start writing a new screenply right now...

Wouldn't that destroy all the vampires' food sources though? I would think that it's in their best interest to preserve humanity, not destroy it. After all, assimilation is the goal of those filthy Eastern European Jew...I mean culturally unique Romanian friends.

[eabaker]

I think any combination that could lead to a vampire/kaiju apocalypse is pretty much the best combination.

In fact, I think I have to start writing a new screenply right now...

Wouldn't that destroy all the vampires' food sources though? I would think that it's in their best interest to preserve humanity, not destroy it. After all, assimilation is the goal of those filthy Eastern European Jew...I mean culturally unique Romanian friends.

As in The Satanic Rites of Dracula, I guess the whole thing could be motivated by the self-loathing nature of the vampire...

And that brings us right back to Christopher Lee!

[Legionmaster]

I think any combination that could lead to a vampire/kaiju apocalypse is pretty much the best combination.

In fact, I think I have to start writing a new screenply right now...

Wouldn't that destroy all the vampires' food sources though? I would think that it's in their best interest to preserve humanity, not destroy it. After all, assimilation is the goal of those filthy Eastern European Jew...I mean culturally unique Romanian friends.

As in The Satanic Rites of Dracula, I guess the whole thing could be motivated by the self-loathing nature of the vampire...

And that brings us right back to Christopher Lee!

So you're saying that we should go to the Enchantment Under The Sea dance with him because he is our density?

[eabaker]

Wouldn't that destroy all the vampires' food sources though? I would think that it's in their best interest to preserve humanity, not destroy it. After all, assimilation is the goal of those filthy Eastern European Jew...I mean culturally unique Romanian friends.

As in The Satanic Rites of Dracula, I guess the whole thing could be motivated by the self-loathing nature of the vampire...

And that brings us right back to Christopher Lee!

So you're saying that we should go to the Enchantment Under The Sea dance with him because he is our density?

And my script just got even more complicawesome with the addition of time travel...

[Beef Bigshot]

so if a vampire can be stabbed, that means his flesh isnt stronger than a humans, soooo, godzilla could easily incinerate a vampire

[Legionmaster]

so if a vampire can be stabbed, that means his flesh isnt stronger than a humans, soooo, godzilla could easily incinerate a vampire

You can punch right through asbestos, but good luck setting that ish on fire.

[Godzillasaurus]

Godzilla would kill Edward in a heartbeat! Nuff said

Why would you want him to kill the director?

NO! Edward the vampire.

[edgaguirus]

Zombies would be easy for Godzilla to kill. Crushing and burning them work in the movies, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if a zombie or dozen bit Godzilla. Would we get a zombie kaiju?

[eabaker]

Zombies would be easy for Godzilla to kill. Crushing and burning them work in the movies, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if a zombie or dozen bit Godzilla. Would we get a zombie kaiju?

Well, I guess that depends on what kinds of zombies you're talking about. I tend to default to Romero rules, and in that case, no. First of all, because in Romero's world, only humans become zombies, and second, because the zombie "infection" is not passed on by the bite - the bite is septic, and thus leads to death, and simply dying leads to humans becoming zombies.

Return of the Living Dead zombieism is the result of trioxin exposure, so, again, a bite wouldn't do anything.

As for the multitude of other zombie variants, I'm sure there are some where the rules would say that, yes, anything bitten would turn, and that would include Godzilla.

[kiryu42red]

Godzilla would kill Edward in a heartbeat! Nuff said

Why would you want him to kill the director?

NO! Edward the vampire.

yes! kill him. prove even more how godzilla is better then twilight

[Julia Bristow]

Godzilla would kill Edward in a heartbeat! Nuff said

Why would you want him to kill the director?

NO! Edward the vampire.

Edward's not a vampire. He's a male model who tries to be a vampire.

(Fuck you Twilight for ruining vampires )

[Starsteam]

Zombies would be easy for Godzilla to kill. Crushing and burning them work in the movies, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if a zombie or dozen bit Godzilla. Would we get a zombie kaiju?

Well, it seems we are forgetting just how tough the big Gs hide is, so the zombies would probably never bite through far enough to do any damage.

What if one just attached himself to Godzilla's heel and sat there eating his way through without Godzilla noticing the little nibbles.

[Showa Gyaos]

Zombies would be easy for Godzilla to kill. Crushing and burning them work in the movies, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if a zombie or dozen bit Godzilla. Would we get a zombie kaiju?

Well, it seems we are forgetting just how tough the big Gs hide is, so the zombies would probably never bite through far enough to do any damage.

What if one just attached himself to Godzilla's heel and sat there eating his way through without Godzilla noticing the little nibbles.

Nibbling still wouldn't do anything. If explosives can't penetrate his hide, the teeth of an undead human couldn't do it either.

[eabaker]

Well, it seems we are forgetting just how tough the big Gs hide is, so the zombies would probably never bite through far enough to do any damage.

What if one just attached himself to Godzilla's heel and sat there eating his way through without Godzilla noticing the little nibbles.

Nibbling still wouldn't do anything. If explosives can't penetrate his hide, the teeth of an undead human couldn't do it either.

The comparison only works if we're talking about supernatural explosives...

[Panther10]

If the vampires are at their normal size, sure. But in a scaled match, I'm not that sure. Some of the stronger Vampires can give some incarnations of Godzilla a serious fight, and might actually be able to win against some incarnations. Stronger Godzillas like Heisei or GXM would win, but the Vampires would be able to put up a good fight. With Werewolves, it's an even closer fight, and more incarnations of Godzilla would lose after a tough brawl.

Actually I think if Godzilla steps on a vampire the head would be more likely be squashed instead of severed. and to add insult to injury the body of the vampire would be likely depressed further into the ground by an additional 8-25 feet depending on how sturdy the earth around the footprint is. I'm relatively sure that even Dracula himself would think twice before facing any Japanese kaiju. Even a fight against one of the Marvel symbiotes like Venom or Carnage would be enough to slaughter Dracula.

[edgaguirus]

If you scaled the Dracula in Van Helsing, that'd be quite a fight.