AVP: Fight of the Furiously bad Fours

[ShinGojira14]

The shi**y fourth-generation versions of the greatest horror movie monsters of all time from the most absurdly terrible, franchise-killing fourth installment sequels duke it out in a battle to the death: Alien vs Predator!

Fugitive Predator
Mega Predator

VS

Cloned Alien
The Newborn

Rules: Three Cloned Xenomorphs; Fugitive is wearing his mask; Mega Predator can summon his two hounds.

Battleground: Everglades Florida.

Verdict: I'm honestly abstaining on this one. For one, the Cloned Xenomorphs are not very durable, and their heads will explode if they are so much as shot in the head with small firearms once. If a plasma caster shot hits them, then they're skreeonked right then and there. On the other hand, Team Predator is headed by two combatants who are... ... ...just downright stupid in terms of intelligence. The cloned aliens weren't very bright by film xenomorph standards, but they displayed at least enough competence to put themselves above their yautja opponents. And the Newborn is just unknown in terms of combat prowess and intelligence, the only thing being known about her is that she is strong enough to crush a man's skull with her jaws and bare hands.

And the predator hounds were weak enough to be rendered lobotomized by a skreeonking nail gun to one's head, so they're just dead right in the first few seconds of the fight.

[GodzillavsRayquaza]

I feel like team Predator wins because of better weaponry and the Mega Predator being beefy as fuck, but the Newborn might be able to kill them if it can properly get its hands on them.

[SoggyNoodles2016]

Mega Predator carries the team. His wrist launcher EXPLODES people and he has subdermal armor that can block bullets. Even including acid spray, nothing they have can touch him, especially with Fugitive Predator (who while being stupid as shit, DID canonically slaughter a truck full of soldiers and fight his way though a facility with not a single Predator weapon) as back up/acid blood shield.

[Breakdown]

Team Yautja stomps. The Fugitive fought through an entire facility with his bare hands, and the Mega Predator proceeded to literally rip this same Predator's head and spine out. The Newborn may rival him in strength, but the MegaPred is a far better fighter. The clone Xenomorphs aren't that much of an issue, as the AvP films showed that while very dangerous, young Yautja can hold their own against them, and both these guys are experienced hunters.