“Taskmaster” vs The Mutant Killer

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Battle of the two greatest f**k-ups of a Marvel Comics character adapted to film. Half a f***ing penny a view for this sh*t.

Taskmaster

VS

Weapon XI



Rules: No retreat.

Battleground: S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.

Verdict:

Spoiler:

Neither wins this. The real Deadpool The sexiest antihero alive—me—shows up and puts a few bullets in their skulls. Then I’ll sit on their corpses and stuff my face with some chimi-f***ing-changas.

Weapon XI has this. “Taskmaster” can adapt to his fighting style for so long—before every injury she delivers heals up and “Deadpool” starts teleporting all over the place and blasting her with his eye lasers until there’s not much left of “Taskmaster” to fight.