Uber Jason vs Chet and Grid

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Uber Jason vs Chet and Grid

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Uber Jason vs Predalien and Grid

Arena: The Sulaco

Rules: Standard

Verdict: Leaning Uber Jason here, I think he’s gonna rip them apart and carve them to bits with his machete, he should be durable enough to withstand the acid and whatever the two can throw at him with their claws and tails. They don’t get stomped, especially Chet given how she was able to toss Wolf around with ease, but I don’t see them winning.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Chet and Grid

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The PredAlien might have had a chance here had she not been an incompetent assbucket who makes countless mistakes and miscalculations throughout the entire movie.

Grid, on the other hand, might actually have a chance here, since he at least had a decent degree of cunning and intelligence that lent him the outcome of killing two young blood Predators.

Perhaps the PredAlien can provide support while Grid plays the role of main heavy hitter, and they may be able to win this bout.
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Re: Uber Jason vs Chet and Grid

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I don't remember Jason ever being subjected to acidic substances, plus he has plenty of flesh still visible for the acid to burn through. One strike from the machete may kill Chet or Grid, but then it's rendered useless and he'll be forced into hand to hand where the Xenos will have a huge advantage given their resistance to blunt force trauma.

Honestly I can't see Uber Jason winning.
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Jason gets melted by acid blood. Simple as.
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Uber Jason slaughters, he survived the vacuum of space and survived rentey canoncially in the comics and novels.
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