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Describe a K.W.C. Kaiju Badly

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Figured I'd give the "Describe a K.W.C. Match Badly" thread a sister thread. Title says it all only with the Kaijus in the roster so far. I'll start.

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Naruto of the K.W.C.

AND GO!!!!
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He just wants to deliever that pizza.
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When will he ever grow up and accept his loss?
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His head looks like a rice farmer hat.
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Never gonna win a match...

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Never gonna get a win...

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Never gonna run around and...

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win anything!
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GodzillavsZilla wrote:{Wargilgar}
Never gonna win a match...

{Spyler}
Never gonna get a win...

{Zandora}
Never gonna run around and...

{Jikiro}
win anything!
is that so...?
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Battra, except giving humanity a chance.

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If Donkey Kong and Homer Simpson had a child.

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Montecristo's rejected mascot.

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Walking Crab (shrimp?) cakes.
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Thanos of KWC.

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Goku of KWC

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Out of a roster that consist of 13 monsters who can regenerate from anything, at least 5 super weapons, and 10 actual gods, the most powerful is a jellyfish that doesn't like bees.


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Another one.


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Another one.


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Another one


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Another one.

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Fuck, go back.


And coming soon...….

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Another one.
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Hold on,gimme a sec to fix my comment.

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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: * Heisei Goji*
Goku of KWC

*Goji Junior*
Another one


*Goji Murica edition
Another one


*Showa Goji but not really*
Another one.

*Gojisaurus*
skreeonk, go back.


And coming soon...….

*Shin Goji*
Another one.
IF HE DIEEEEEEEEEEES. IN HIS MAAAAAAAAAATCH. I WILL LAAAAAAAUGH.
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Behold, the new Monsterverse trio!

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(thanks to KaijuX for the inspiration for that last one :wink:)
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Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....

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Bad Gabara knockoff
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Bad Minilla knockoff

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Literally just Space Godzilla, except unlike the real one, he's not cool at all.
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A rotund flasher.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
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Aw come on, who peed on my Anguirus ice sculpture!?

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And the award to most overrated kaiju on the roster goes to...

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The result when someone tried to make a dinosaur model out of spare pieces of metal he found.
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"Look Ma! I'm gonna be all the animals now!"
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Frozen as a statue.
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Spiky puppy fights gods though sheer "fuck you" energy.

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Spiky puppy fights gods though sheer "fuck you" energy: Lemon Sherbert Variant.

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Munchies: kaiju edition

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I have no clue what is happening but I hate it so I'm gonna nuke it.

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The Invisible Man(tis)

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HA HA HA! IT'S A GIRAFFE

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KaijuX wrote:Enough is enough! I have had it with not including this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking roster! Everybody strap in. I'm about to add some combtant spaces.
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Swiggty swone, put back those fucking bones
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HORY FUUUGIN SHIET
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IT'S A DI-NO-SAUR
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HORY SHIEEEET
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WAT
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FUUUUUUG
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HORY FUUUGIN SHIET
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IT'S A DI-NO-SAUR
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HORY SHIEEET
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WAT
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FUUUUUUUUUUU-oh wait.
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And now, a special edition of Describe a KWC Kaiju Badly.

A special presenatiton from Noodles's Production.

Describe a KWC Kaiju Badly: The Musical.

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Powers: Flight; tentacles; corrosive body; vacuum-like suction; animated severed tissue


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(anyone who doesn't get this is going on my foe lists)

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:bow:
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes I did spend too much time on this.
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^ That whole thing was great, but the Shin Godzilla bit was especially great.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
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Tobacco
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Marijuana

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Alternative name: Not-Vakishim

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GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!

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The itsy-bitsy spider came out the islands ground! Then came Godzilla and he burnt the spider out!

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WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERSKREOONKER
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