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Match 121: Mothra Edition

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^ Oh my goodness, the Megalon one just freakin' killed me. :lol: Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?
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KaijuX wrote: Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?
I think he meant match 121.
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You know, the match where someone that Hedorah previously defeated comes back and defeats him?
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GodzillavsRayquaza wrote:
KaijuX wrote: Though don't you mean Match 21 for the first one?
I think he meant match 121.
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You know, the match where someone that Hedorah previously defeated comes back and defeats him?
Ah, right, right. Sorry, really tired today. XD
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SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
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Saltmons wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok. :lol:
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UltimateDitto wrote:
Saltmons wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok. :lol:
You're gonna jinx it and he'll be in the next match. ;)
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Saltmons wrote:
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Character returns from retirement only to never show up again after.
I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
DUDE! SAME!

Like I get it that there's like a schedule or if it’s someone’s decision to decide on which match gets uploaded to the main site, but this is starting to get a bit ridiculous for how many matches Monster X is getting while Ghidorah (Heisei) (you know, the second or third most iconic monster in the Godzilla series) doesn’t get a new match uploaded since his return.
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GodzillavsZilla wrote:
UltimateDitto wrote:
Saltmons wrote: I would gladly take Heisei KG getting more matches over yet more Zilla/Monster X/Gigan/Megalon/Mechani-Kong matches
Even though Gigan hasn't been seen for like 20+ matches but ok. :lol:
You're gonna jinx it and he'll be in the next match. ;)
My point is that Gigan has been vastly overused before then, especially since 99.9999999% of the time not only does he lose, but you also know he's gonna lose from the beginning.
Same applies to things like GTS Zilla winning and, ever since the birth of the "Crybaby Mary Sue Headcanon," Gomora losing lol
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This whole thing could have been avoided if they could just talk.

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Match 56:LETS START A RIOT, A RIOT, LETS START A RIOT!
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A calm, rational argument over a disagreement in philosophies.

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Match 280:
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Atheist pays for killing god by Jesus taking his own form.
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