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The Official Rip-Off! Lol! Anyone heard of this thing yet?! :shrug:
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This is the first I've heard of it.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1/2 foot long, 54 inch wide....Gorilla! Is that what you're telling me?

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Is it absurd that I actually want to see it? :lol:
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The ape's name is Abraham. Which i find a missed opportunity because they could've called him APEraham.
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We need Abraham, the world needs him.

Abraham bows to no one.

Monster's out there hurting people and we don't know why!
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Please don't spoil me with any Mecha-Monster leaks. I want to go into this movie 100% blind.
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It looks like 2005 Asylum. And I love it for it. Count me in.

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Right, because the Godzilla look you want to copy is Godzilla 98.

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Jeff-Goldblum2 wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:12 pm Right, because the Godzilla look you want to copy is Godzilla 98.
They didn't even make it, its a 3D CGI asset made by a Maya creator years back in 2014
https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/di ... el-1182040
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They just bought it

Its a very nice model though, fantastic work on the creator who made it. Real shame that it won't be in a good movie though, lol
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Can't wait for the 2 minutes of actual fighting.
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I'll give Asylum this - the trailer alone has more kaiju screen time in it than their Monster Island a couple of years back.
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So that's what the Giant Gila Monster would look like as a kaiju.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1/2 foot long, 54 inch wide....Gorilla! Is that what you're telling me?

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Vakanai wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:29 pm I'll give Asylum this - the trailer alone has more kaiju screen time in it than their Monster Island a couple of years back.
About that apparently the actual final fight is like 20-40 seconds long, when you remove all the filler shots and stuff asylum loves to jab in

https://twitter.com/ZaGorudan/status/13 ... 6459436043

Not very good
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ROMG4 wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 4:15 am
Vakanai wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:29 pm I'll give Asylum this - the trailer alone has more kaiju screen time in it than their Monster Island a couple of years back.
About that apparently the actual final fight is like 20-40 seconds long, when you remove all the filler shots and stuff asylum loves to jab in

https://twitter.com/ZaGorudan/status/13 ... 6459436043

Not very good
I am not at all surprised. That's still like 20 seconds longer than Monster Island's match up.
Like holy crap, why even do these movies if you can't afford the main attraction for them - the monsters?
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Vakanai wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 4:20 am
ROMG4 wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 4:15 am
Vakanai wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:29 pm I'll give Asylum this - the trailer alone has more kaiju screen time in it than their Monster Island a couple of years back.
About that apparently the actual final fight is like 20-40 seconds long, when you remove all the filler shots and stuff asylum loves to jab in

https://twitter.com/ZaGorudan/status/13 ... 6459436043

Not very good
I am not at all surprised. That's still like 20 seconds longer than Monster Island's match up.
Like holy crap, why even do these movies if you can't afford the main attraction for them - the monsters?

They make money, and people still watch them. They'll keep making movies as long as we watch.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1/2 foot long, 54 inch wide....Gorilla! Is that what you're telling me?

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But they just couldn't give us Mega Shark vs. Moby Dick or Mega Shark vs. Zombie Lobster... Or even Mega Shark vs. 1000 Headed Shark. Or Mega Shark vs. Sharknado, which you know DAMN WELL would have sold big.
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Mac Daddy MM wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 2:33 pm But they just couldn't give us Mega Shark vs. Moby Dick or Mega Shark vs. Zombie Lobster... Or even Mega Shark vs. 1000 Headed Shark. Or Mega Shark vs. Sharknado, which you know DAMN WELL would have sold big.
MM, you got this all wrong, we all know what the Asylum really should have did!

They should've teamed up with Roger Corman and given us the Mega Shark vs. Sharktopus crossover we've been waiting for
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Gigantis wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 3:17 pm
Mac Daddy MM wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 2:33 pm But they just couldn't give us Mega Shark vs. Moby Dick or Mega Shark vs. Zombie Lobster... Or even Mega Shark vs. 1000 Headed Shark. Or Mega Shark vs. Sharknado, which you know DAMN WELL would have sold big.
MM, you got this all wrong, we all know what the Asylum really should have did!

They should've teamed up with Roger Corman and given us the Mega Shark vs. Sharktopus crossover we've been waiting for
As I said before, I'd like to see them do Mega Shark vs. Mega Python and thus include Mega Python vs. Gatoroid in the storyline.

Btw, I know that Mega Shark vs. Moby Dick is actually being planned, but what about Mega Shark vs. Zombie Lobster? Is that actually being planned also or is it a joke title?
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I understand that people should have the rights to express themselves through film however, asong as it dosen't hurt anyone else, or spread hate. But for some reason these ripoffs make me furious. I couldn't make it all the way through Sharknado even on Rifftrax. I barely made it through Atlantic Rim on MST. I can't imagine wanting to watch any of these films purposefully, but I guess that's just me. I hoped years ago when they ripped off The Hobbit they would get sued out of existence. I do not watch or support these films hoping one day they will cease to exist.
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