Describe The KWCE Monsters Badly
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A figurative deus ex machina.
A literal deus ex machina.
Let me be your ruler, you can call me
How many forms can we shove into this thing until it blows up?!
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I mean technically he already did.fanofstuff wrote:
How many forms can we shove into this thing until it blows up?!
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."
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Top Ten Anime Character Arcs.
Dirty hoe. (No, really.)
"Who are you?"
"I'm you but lamp"
"You are what you choose to be. You choose."
"…….MONSTER.....WRESTLER"
"wait, wat"
"MONSTER WRESTLER"
"Wasn't this whole movie about how violence just cause more violence I feel like this is counterpro-"
"MONSTER WRESTLER!"
Kaiju Thanos, if you listen to the FMs
You got King Kong in my Godzilla!
You got Godzilla in my King Kong!
Two great kaiju that go great together.
No relation to any famous movie characters.
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"Run! It's Godzilla!"
"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it is not."
"Still, we should run like it IS Godzilla!"
"Though it isn't."
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."
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KCWE's Jobber
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I mean, he does work for Jobber the Hutt...kingkevzilla88 wrote:KCWE's Jobber
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."
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Image
VS.
Image
Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.
VS.
Image
Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.
"William Knifeman! AH! AH! AH!"
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Image and Image are two of my favorite kaiju!ShinGojira14 wrote:Image
VS.
Image
Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.
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Sorry about that! I was trying to post images of Godzilla (Shin) and Rodan (Heisei), but it didn't work out the way I planned.tyrantgoji wrote:Image and Image are two of my favorite kaiju!ShinGojira14 wrote:Image
VS.
Image
Married couple assaults local lizard too angry to die.
"William Knifeman! AH! AH! AH!"
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Also, I think you were looking for this thread.ShinGojira14 wrote:
Sorry about that! I was trying to post images of Godzilla (Shin) and Rodan (Heisei), but it didn't work out the way I planned.
https://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewt ... 48&t=28172
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Furious George
(I've been holding onto this since 2018, let me have it)
Sompote Sands' self insert OC.
i dahn't know who you are. i dahn't know what you want. if you're lookin fahr ransahm, i can tell you i dahn't 'ave mahney, boeht what i do 'ave are a very particular set o' skells. skells i 'ave acquired over a very lahng career. skells dat make me a nightmare fahr people like you. if you let me sahn go now, dat'll be de end o' it - i'll naht look fahr you, i'll naht poehrsue you... boeht if you dahn't, i'll look fahr you, i'll fend you... and i'll smash de shet ooeht o' yooehr city.
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Mommy
Mommy
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.
There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
My DAgigan72 wrote:Holy shit man.Kiryu2012 wrote:Stopped someone from committing suicide
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No. Stop. Don't ever say that again.Kiryu2012 wrote:
Mommy
Mommy
A guy who randomly stumbled upon this place one day, invested much too much time into it, and now appears to be stuck here for all eternity..and strangely enough, i do not regret it!
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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ShinGojira14 wrote: Neither. Hideki Anno wins because he writes a hilarious comedic satire movie where Shin and Legendary have to team up to destroy a grotesque crap-monster created by the constant toxic bickering of Shin fans and Legendary fans.
SoggyNoodles2016 wrote: Yup, my dad works at Legendary, the Nebulans are gonna be in the next movie and they're gonna get beat because Madison throws coffee in the leaders face.
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Baragon's bad plastic surgery.
Do you do anything else but die?
He has a very intersesting looking head.
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The one guy that never got invited to the March Of The Baragon party.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzookie....
“Yeah, I’m done...” - Raptorcyclone after being introduced to the Godzilla Power Hour intro.
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Five people that you never want to sit next to.
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Let's be real here, no joke I make will be better than the one you're already making.
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
Hoe's best friend.
"Those muscles were just holding me back!"
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Man, I'd love to be Hoe Flashed...
"Name me one fight where Anguirus didn't get his dick kicked in."
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Mmm, no. I not going to touch that one with 400 ft. Poll.TitanoGoji16 wrote:Man, I'd love to be Hoe Flashed...
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