Shukra vs. Momagon

Kubo · Post by **Kubo** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:07 pm

Damn Shukra gave me a ten page essay to write. I hate him/her/it for doing that

Julia Bristow · Post by **Julia Bristow** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:10 pm

I've always hated doing homework as a child. I just wanted to play video games and chat with my friends but mom said, "No Sydney, homework now or no games & friends until homework is done"

HayesAJones · Post by **HayesAJones** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:19 pm

Well, I'm going to say Momagon, 'cause a strict mother would force you to do your homework, but having homework doesn't mean you have a strict mother. It's like they're a team and Momagon's the leader.

HayesAJones · Post by **HayesAJones** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:32 pm

We need a monster of drunk fathers.

Crocodile · Post by **Crocodile** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:48 pm

NSZ wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Well, I'm going to say Momagon, 'cause a strict mother would force you to do your homework, but having homework doesn't mean you have a strict mother. It's like they're a team and Momagon's the leader.
But not doing your homework means you'll fail in school and fail in life and OMFG I HAET HOMEWORK!

Pfft..you can get by not doing it.
Momagon just makes you do it, so without Momagon, Shukra is powerless.

Momagon > Shukra

Kubo · Post by **Kubo** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:04 pm

Shukra will make you work at McDonald's. THAT is the ultimate death-blow right there.

Crocodile · Post by **Crocodile** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:57 pm

King Caesar wrote:Shukra will make you work at McDonald's. THAT is the ultimate death-blow right there.

Shukra only gives homework, he'd need to be in league with the monster of impossible tests, and the monster of quizes to make you work at McDonalds.

Just Saiyan

hammysammy59 · Post by **hammysammy59** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Momagon. Definitely Momagon. I can defeat Shukra. Momagon, not so much.

edgaguirus · Post by **edgaguirus** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:26 pm

Homework, though irking, is temporary. Momagon will be there for years of your life, and has much more potential for killing your fun. Fear the Momagon.

Post by **TitanoGoji16** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:39 pm

Shukra and Momagon should totally be playable characters in the next Godzilla video game.

Kubo · Post by **Kubo** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:03 am

The pattern that Momagon has though is a totally eyesore. I could never play as her.

anguirusnut94 · Post by **anguirusnut94** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:33 am

Momagon... I'd testify under oath in open court I live with her.
You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right, come on everybody, do the nag tonight...

Showa Gyaos · Post by **Showa Gyaos** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:03 pm

I always hated homework. My mother is someone who I do not dislike.

Post by **TitanoGoji16** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:34 pm

alienhulk2099 wrote:...............................Can I ask who these monsters are? If they're the cartoon monsters from Godzilla vs. Gigan, why make a topic about them?

Because he felt like it.

wataru wrote:Both monsters are manifestations of the artist's unconcious desire to bang his teacher and mother.

I knew Gengo was messed up...

hammysammy59 · Post by **hammysammy59** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:54 am

alienhulk2099 wrote:DERP DERP DERP HEY I AM THE FUN POLICE YOU GUYS BETTER STOP HAVING FUN

Crocodile · Post by **Crocodile** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:33 pm

NSZ wrote:But here's the thing I think people are forgetting. You can't escape Shukra. Shukra is always there, waiting to suck your precious life away. Time you'll never, ever get back.

... Sh*t, I just made Shukra an eldritch abomination didn't I?

Shukra is small time

Momagon will mess up your life

You'll devote your entire life to trying to make her proud, and nothing will ever work. You'll bust your ass trying to master everything she pushed you to do, and it will never be good enough. You'll get a high paying job to please her, and marry a nice girl thinking it'll make her proud.

When all that fails, you'll spend 3 hours a week with a Psychologist trying to figure out why you can't escape Momagon's shadow. Worse, yet you'll have married a second Momagon, because in your desperate attempts to please her, you married a monster JUST LIKE HER.

You're entire life, spent in the shadow of Momagon.

edgaguirus · Post by **edgaguirus** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:40 pm

Tyler wrote:The monsters of mother-in-laws must be the supreme ruler.

Not to mention terrifying.

Mini-Godzilla · Post by **Mini-Godzilla** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:32 pm

TitanoGoji16 wrote:Because he felt like it.

But they're made-up monsters! Why discuss them when we can talk about REAL monsters like Godzilla? Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures that do not--and cannot--exist in reality, especially when we have yet to answer the age-old question of who would win in a fight between Heisei Godzilla and GMK Godzilla?

Kubo · Post by **Kubo** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:12 pm

Mini-Godzilla wrote: Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures

Because we can. I don't get what the big deal is...and if it irks you so much, just ignore the topic.

Crocodile · Post by **Crocodile** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:13 pm

King Caesar wrote:
Mini-Godzilla wrote: Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures
Because we can. I don't get what the big deal is...and if it irks you so much, just ignore the topic.

Way to miss the point bro.

Toho Kingdom

Shukra vs. Momagon

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