Shukra vs. Momagon

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Which is more terrifying?

Shukra, the Dreaded Monster of Homework
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62%
Momagon, the Monster of Strict Mothers
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38%
 
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Dude...the world would split in half. I'd make sure to buy all the ones at Walmart.
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Quick, someone activate the electric thing-a-majig!!
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And after the toys came out, checkered shirts would become all the fashion rage.
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To further fan the flames, I find it amusing that AH complains about this topic which, to recap, deals with two monsters a comic book artist in a Godzilla movie creates, yet AH's favorite monsters are those Crash Bandicoot villain knock-offs from Godzilla Unleashed because they're the bestest monsters ever.
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alienhulk2099 wrote:The word you're looking for is best, the word bestest does not exist in any official English dictionary I am afraid.
No, no. I used the word I intended to use. It looks like you just don't understand that your language, being Germanic in nature, unabashedly promotes the proliferation of attaching prefixes and suffixes and combining terms to produce new words to service denotations and connotations other words allegedly can't sufficiently address, and that these new constructs are simply defined as slang until they are absorbed into the ever evolving layman-academic cross lexicons to be included in standard dictionaries. And while I appreciate the need for language standardization to make communication accessible for all parties, there's no such thing as an "official" language beyond a country agreeing to adopt one standardization or the other for official business. No. I employed the word "bestest" because of its connotation, and by using context clues I'm sure anyone here can agree that in my using an elementary and unrefined conjugation that isn't supported by standardized English, one often employed by young children, is part of the joke at your expense.
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bananaoil wrote: No, no. I used the word I intended to use. It looks like you just don't understand that your language, being Germanic in nature, unabashedly promotes the proliferation of attaching prefixes and suffixes and combining terms to produce new words to service denotations and connotations other words allegedly can't sufficiently address, and that these new constructs are simply defined as slang until they are absorbed into the ever evolving layman-academic cross lexicons to be included in standard dictionaries. And while I appreciate the need for language standardization to make communication accessible for all parties, there's no such thing as an "official" language beyond a country agreeing to adopt one standardization or the other for official business. No. I employed the word "bestest" because of its connotation, and by using context clues I'm sure anyone here can agree that in my using an elementary and unrefined conjugation that isn't supported by standardized English, one often employed by young children, is part of the joke at your expense.

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Bananaoil, you should know that the IQs around here do not allow for such a response.
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And I bathe in gravy...like Ed in Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
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bananaoil wrote:No, no. I used the word I intended to use. It looks like you just don't understand that your language, being Germanic in nature, unabashedly promotes the proliferation of attaching prefixes and suffixes and combining terms to produce new words to service denotations and connotations other words allegedly can't sufficiently address, and that these new constructs are simply defined as slang until they are absorbed into the ever evolving layman-academic cross lexicons to be included in standard dictionaries. And while I appreciate the need for language standardization to make communication accessible for all parties, there's no such thing as an "official" language beyond a country agreeing to adopt one standardization or the other for official business. No. I employed the word "bestest" because of its connotation, and by using context clues I'm sure anyone here can agree that in my using an elementary and unrefined conjugation that isn't supported by standardized English, one often employed by young children, is part of the joke at your expense.
That takes so much time to read it stops being funny.
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Legion1979 wrote:
bananaoil wrote:To further fan the flames, I find it amusing that AH complains about this topic which, to recap, deals with two monsters a comic book artist in a Godzilla movie creates, yet AH's favorite monsters are those Crash Bandicoot villain knock-offs from Godzilla Unleashed because they're the bestest monsters ever.
Oh snap!

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I think the originator of this post should revise the description, as Momagon is the monster of "Too Strict" mothers, ya know, to differentiate her from the moms that are just strict, or not strict at all. ;) . besides Superman could beat them all!~
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On its own, Shukra is fairly harmless. However, Skukra tends to assult in great numbers, making them a formidable adversary. Shukra also has bacterial qualities and can multiply into enormous numbers to bring their prey down with greater ease. The Skukra themselves are but pawns to an altogether far more deadly force, Teachalon, the vicious monsters of strict schoolmasters. Shukra and Teachalon tend to prey on younger victims, but rarely kill instantly, instead slowly infesting a poisonign their victim over a period of 6-18 years.
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*Pulls out a Defibrillator* CLEAR.

Well, to give my two cents and from personal experience, kinda on the Shukra train with this. Homework is a pain in the arse, especially college material. Also, is it Momagon or Mamagon? Pretty sure it was the latter. :P
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Shukra.
Homework is just annoying.
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I never had any problems with my mom and as a kid I loved school.... so call me a nerd or whatever, but I would have hated whatshisface for making those comics....
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I don't know. It might be a funny comic. Just picture Godzilla going up to face Momagon, and ending up getting nagged to death that he didn't wash his hands before the fight or that his posture is bad.
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I voted "Momagon," because moms can and do hit their kids as a disciplinary measure. I hated my mom resorting to corporal punishment more than homework. Actually, this fear of the rough hand of parents falls more on my dad, but it takes an even more dreadful tone when the supposedly maternal nurturing figure that is supposed to be your mother decides to inflict pain onto you.
In my dad's case, I sometimes joked about this oni-ogre hiding behind a doorframe (with a slasher smile and heavy breathing), before he jumps through the door...landing hard in the center of the room with thick, heavy, calloused feet, swinging this metal-studded belt in the air, roaring at the top of his lungs; this hideous, pot-bellied, sparsely-haired, obsenely-tusked oni-ogre known as "father."
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i could never deal with a strict mother. i can do loads of homework or avoid it entirely and be done with it, but a mother is a lifelong issue.
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I could handle both, but I suppose Shukra would be the biggest pain in the aye.

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