Shukra vs. Momagon
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Damn Shukra gave me a ten page essay to write. I hate him/her/it for doing that
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I've always hated doing homework as a child. I just wanted to play video games and chat with my friends but mom said, "No Sydney, homework now or no games & friends until homework is done"
All Movie snobs can just f off IMO
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Well, I'm going to say Momagon, 'cause a strict mother would force you to do your homework, but having homework doesn't mean you have a strict mother. It's like they're a team and Momagon's the leader.
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We need a monster of drunk fathers.
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Pfft..you can get by not doing it.NSZ wrote:But not doing your homework means you'll fail in school and fail in life and OMFG I HAET HOMEWORK!HayesAJones wrote:Well, I'm going to say Momagon, 'cause a strict mother would force you to do your homework, but having homework doesn't mean you have a strict mother. It's like they're a team and Momagon's the leader.
Momagon just makes you do it, so without Momagon, Shukra is powerless.
Momagon > Shukra
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Shukra will make you work at McDonald's. THAT is the ultimate death-blow right there.
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Shukra only gives homework, he'd need to be in league with the monster of impossible tests, and the monster of quizes to make you work at McDonalds.King Caesar wrote:Shukra will make you work at McDonald's. THAT is the ultimate death-blow right there.
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Re: Shukra vs. Momagon
Momagon. Definitely Momagon. I can defeat Shukra. Momagon, not so much.
Haters gonna hate
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Homework, though irking, is temporary. Momagon will be there for years of your life, and has much more potential for killing your fun. Fear the Momagon.
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Shukra and Momagon should totally be playable characters in the next Godzilla video game.
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The pattern that Momagon has though is a totally eyesore. I could never play as her.
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Momagon... I'd testify under oath in open court I live with her.
You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right, come on everybody, do the nag tonight...
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I always hated homework. My mother is someone who I do not dislike.
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Because he felt like it.alienhulk2099 wrote:...............................Can I ask who these monsters are? If they're the cartoon monsters from Godzilla vs. Gigan, why make a topic about them?
I knew Gengo was messed up...wataru wrote:Both monsters are manifestations of the artist's unconcious desire to bang his teacher and mother.
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alienhulk2099 wrote:DERP DERP DERP HEY I AM THE FUN POLICE YOU GUYS BETTER STOP HAVING FUN
Haters gonna hate
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Shukra is small timeNSZ wrote:But here's the thing I think people are forgetting. You can't escape Shukra. Shukra is always there, waiting to suck your precious life away. Time you'll never, ever get back.
... Sh*t, I just made Shukra an eldritch abomination didn't I?
Momagon will mess up your life
You'll devote your entire life to trying to make her proud, and nothing will ever work. You'll bust your ass trying to master everything she pushed you to do, and it will never be good enough. You'll get a high paying job to please her, and marry a nice girl thinking it'll make her proud.
When all that fails, you'll spend 3 hours a week with a Psychologist trying to figure out why you can't escape Momagon's shadow. Worse, yet you'll have married a second Momagon, because in your desperate attempts to please her, you married a monster JUST LIKE HER.
You're entire life, spent in the shadow of Momagon.
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Not to mention terrifying.Tyler wrote:The monsters of mother-in-laws must be the supreme ruler.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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But they're made-up monsters! Why discuss them when we can talk about REAL monsters like Godzilla? Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures that do not--and cannot--exist in reality, especially when we have yet to answer the age-old question of who would win in a fight between Heisei Godzilla and GMK Godzilla?TitanoGoji16 wrote:Because he felt like it.
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Because we can. I don't get what the big deal is...and if it irks you so much, just ignore the topic.Mini-Godzilla wrote: Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures
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Way to miss the point bro.King Caesar wrote:Because we can. I don't get what the big deal is...and if it irks you so much, just ignore the topic.Mini-Godzilla wrote: Why would we ever spend time talking about a bunch of FICTIONAL creatures
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