My night with Godzilla. (R)

[MDK]

It was a cold, lonely night. A youngster shivered as the cold pierced his skin. "Bagan..." he whispered. "Bagan."

As the night went on, an overweight monster heard the young boy's whimper. With's it's thundertheighs, the charcoal grey saurian stomped slowly toward the dwelling. This was a night neither would forget.

The boy had no idea of what was to come. As he tumbled and turned, he noticed an eerie black figure. "R-r-rodan, is t-that you?
N-no, it's... Bagan!" Then, he had soon realized. It was, to his disappointment, Godzilla.

As the boy looked shocked, the morbidly obese Godzillasaur moved closer and closer to the house. Then, as if it was a video game character, Godzilla shrank in size.

As the boy looked in horror, Godzilla climbed into the room's window, and said something, disturbing.

"You have no idea what's coming."

As the boy tried to let out a scream, the round dino waddled forward with it's stumpy feet, covered his mouth with his webbed hands, and said, "Get ready for my atomic blast."

Soon however, a mighty roar was heard. The boy knew who it was. "Bagan! Bagan is that you?!", the boy thought. Soon, Bagan fell from the heavens, down into the boy's bedroom. "I have heard your prayers." Bagan had said with a powerful echo.

"For you have praised your lord and savior, Bagan!"

Godzilla, now averting his attention to the almighty Bagan, lumbered towards the god. As Godzilla approached, Bagan soon began to disappear into thin air.

"What is this!", the red monster exclaimed. "You're going back to the cutting room!", shouted the grey beast. The poor boy looked in horror as his hero soon disappeared.

As soon as Bagan was gone, Godzilla leaped forward and grabbed the little boy. The boy had closed his eyes, as he prepared for the worse...

The boy would have never imagined the pain he would have endured. "The pain.... the pain...."

Much moaning and grunting had occurred.

And finally, in what seemed like hours, the Godzillasaur had finished his job. The boy had felt it all. The weird sticky liquid, the long tube like thing in his mouth. The constant rubbing on his teeth.

The terror had ended.

Godzilla had brushed the boy's teeth.

[Biogoji]

................ WHAT THE FUCK *Atomic Bomb Goes Off* AHUROAHPROIHGHIOPQPRTPIFIUCKFUCKI&RIEHKDALKJL.

[Rainbow Zilla]

[Beef Bigshot]

[MDK]

Oh god, here I am looking at the responses. I can't breath.

[LiquidG]

Sweet Jesus this is fucking great man funny as shit!

[Sir Butterbeans]

[GodzillaFreak99]

BEST...........STORY.............EVER!

[Gojora]

[KJ Corp]

[Gerdzerl]

2hawt4me

[KaijuFiend]

Rad story, bro

[wisper15]

What...the fuck...was that?? Tell me when I can sleep again...

[UltramanGoji]

http://i.imgur.com/JZryd43.jpg

Have some fan-art.

[Beef Bigshot]

http://i.imgur.com/JZryd43.jpg

Have some fan-art.

nightmares

[MysticalDL]

This is the funniest story I've seen in many years, who knew it would come a perverted mind

[Gojora]

Here's a guy clapping for you're story.

You should get rewarded for funniest story on the internet.

[Gojora]

I think it needs a sequel.

[UltramanGoji]

I think it needs a sequel.

Nah. Works better as a stand alone story.

[MDK]

I think it needs a sequel.

Let me ask my mom.

How about

Godzilla is love, Godzilla is life...

WAIT NO!

Fuck off.