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Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:02 pm

Confident this'll be my funniest series.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:53 am

This...I...what? This literally might be the shortest first post for a story I've ever seem. Simmer's right about breaking the rules. If you're going to have a "teaser", it shouldn't be that short and it should give a clear idea of what your story is about. Otherwise, what the heck is the point?
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:14 am

It's about What if moments. Like Funny random stuff happening.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:42 am

Will it be anything more than short jokes? Will there be something close to a plot that will connect them together? Otherwise, it sorta defeats the purpose of even being in this forum--or anywhere, for that matter.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:15 pm

King Caesar wrote:Will it be anything more than short jokes? Will there be something close to a plot that will connect them together? Otherwise, it sorta defeats the purpose of even being in this forum--or anywhere, for that matter.

Well its kind of just a different skit everyday like Robot Chicken.
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:53 pm

ernesth100 wrote:Well its kind of just a different skit everyday like Robot Chicken.

Alright. Just try and make your episodes longer next time.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:54 pm

And funnier! We're talkin gutbuster funny!
Every fan fic I've made so far http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewto ... 48#p624848
My Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDz...9FTHC6A/videos
I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Postby GodzillaFreak99 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:25 pm

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:54 pm

thecheatingsimmer56 wrote:Um, I'd say don't publish it until you've reached at least 1000 words, unless that was meant to be a prologue

Wasn't even really a story. Just a bunch of What if moments to make people smile and laugh.
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:11 pm

I think you need to reconsider how you are going about this comedy thing. All the problems I feared would come out did, and every section was disjointed from the next. It was a disaster, and I hope you take some time to buckle down and invest in making more than just random jokes. Even if it's a "What-If" type story. Make the segments longer so there's a better pay-off after reading.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:32 pm

King Caesar wrote:I think you need to reconsider how you are going about this comedy thing. All the problems I feared would come out did, and every section was disjointed from the next. It was a disaster, and I hope you take some time to buckle down and invest in making more than just random jokes. Even if it's a "What-If" type story. Make the segments longer so there's a better pay-off after reading.

Did it make you smile? Even in the so bad its funny way?
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby GodzillaFreak99 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:50 pm

Sorry bout posting in ya fic again.

on to your question, honestly..........not really. Not that I'm saying anything to offend or bash you, or anything of the sort. Your story, er, skits need more work. I'm not that good at advice, but if I was to offer any, I would have to say take some time to sit down, maybe grab a drink, and practice, practice, PRACTICE!
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:04 pm

ernesth100 wrote:
King Caesar wrote:I think you need to reconsider how you are going about this comedy thing. All the problems I feared would come out did, and every section was disjointed from the next. It was a disaster, and I hope you take some time to buckle down and invest in making more than just random jokes. Even if it's a "What-If" type story. Make the segments longer so there's a better pay-off after reading.

Did it make you smile? Even in the so bad its funny way?

No...if you want me to be completely honest, no it didn't.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:08 pm

Aw...well then I quit.
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:14 pm

ernesth100 wrote:Aw...well then I quit.

Bloody hell, if that's the attitude you're gonna have, how can you ever hope to improve? I'm willing to give you advice--and I have thus far--but you need to take your writing seriously.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby ernesth100 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:15 pm

...I'm listening.
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:21 pm

To review:
• Make your segments longer. There's nothing there but half-baked jokes right now.
• Put more detail into the segments. None of it really has made sense yet.

Those are your first two objectives for the next batch of segments. The rest we'll work on over time.
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby GodzillavsJason » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:22 pm

ernesth100 wrote:Aw...well then I quit.



Oh my god! Dude! You made a story that wasn't that funny, way too short, and had hardly any detail to it and say you quit. Wow! We get that you don't like criticism and we get that you get angry about it. Hell none of us like hearing our stories weren't that good or anything like that but it happens! We don't automatically start like the god of writing! No! We start somewhere! We start from the bottom of the barrel where we hardly have any experience at all with this and just write stories that aren't that good. Hell when I first started writing on here and this was way before the majority of you even showed up on here, I wrote a story I wanted to submit for a KWC. It wasn't well received I bitched about it and resented the people who refused but what did I do? I tried my best to write stories and with each story my writing improved. Though people said some criticisms and I wasn't fond of it but yet I still tried and if it wasn't for those criticisms and all those helpful hints then I wouldn't be where I am today. So you can say you quit but don't say you quit and come back bitching about while not making any progress. Because that is some skreeonking bullshit right there. Like I said we all start from a bad place but over time we all get better and better as we go on. To name a few, pta917 and Biogoji started from a low spot too but look at how they're doing! They're making some actual decent stories that we the readers can enjoy though they can use a little work and we may comment on it but that will only motivate them to try better. Because I have seen everyone on here get better and better with their stories.

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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby Kubo » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:25 pm

Everyone started on the first rung. Some of us just joined with a little more experience than others.

And Ernest, review my last post on the previous page?
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Re: Ernest H's What if...Discussion.

Postby SenseiTeriyakiV » Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:25 pm

Yeah... Not very funny. Try making the more detailed. For example, Us "I said" instead of "Me:".

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