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Ernesth's What If(Do NOT POST HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!)

Postby ernesth100 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:01 pm

Teaser #1

Me: Buddy be stiff as stone and fall back into my hands.

Guy: Okay.

*Stands Stiff and Straight falling back*

Me: Wait not that way!

*Guy falls forward shattering into peices like glass*

Me: Holy poop!!!

*Coming Soon*
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Re: Ernesth's What If

Postby ernesth100 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:35 am

Your not SUPPOSED TO POST HERE!
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I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

Calling It Now, GvKK, King Kong won't be an inch under 250 ft.

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Re: Ernesth's What If(Do NOT POST HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!)

Postby ernesth100 » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:18 am

What If- Episode 1- Hi jinks,

*Comes home and kicks open door. Door hits wall and bounces back into eye*

Me: Ow!You stupid door!

*Stabs door with pencil*

*Door jumps off hinges and lands on me.*

Me: What the Hell!

*Door becomes transformer*

Me: Oh dam.

Next- Eye Scratch Ghost Rider

*Looks at friend.*

Me: Dude your eye is red!

Dude: Yea, I know. *scratches eyes feircely.*

Me: Stop scratching!

Dude: What do you know. *Scratches harder*

Me: Your skin is coming off!

Dude: No its not! *feels eye* Oh, god. It feels so bony!

*Scratches skin off, too reveal skull*

Me: Oh, my god!

Dude:Ahhhhhhhhhhh.... Wait this isn't that bad. Lets paint my face red and go scare some kids.

Me: Awsome!

Next- Your Not Listening

Goku: So then I was all like haaa!

Me: Uhu uhu.

*Texting on phone*

Goku: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--

Me: Interesting.

Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaanyaaaaaaanyaaaaaaa--

Me: Thats cool.

*Phome rings*

Me: Gotta take this.

Goku: YOUR NOT LISTENING KAMEHAMEHA!!!!

*Blasts me into a smoldering pile of flesh*

Next- Spittin Grits

Me: Politically preserving presidents proves pondering persay? Put perry piper picked peck pickeled pepper. Pet pop p-p-p-p-p-p.

*Spits several grits into face completely drenching the guy*

Guy: *Takes windsheild wiper and cleans face.* Bro...just...got dam.

Thats all for today!
Every fan fic I've made so far http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewto ... 48#p624848
My Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDz...9FTHC6A/videos
I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

Calling It Now, GvKK, King Kong won't be an inch under 250 ft.

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Re: Ernesth's What If(Do NOT POST HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!)

Postby ernesth100 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:23 pm

What If-Episode 2

So what if every time someone talked to much the other person went to the extreme to shut them up?

"So did you know one of the largest stars is--" Ernest was interrupted by his friend Philip.

"Oh my god shut the skreeonk up!" Philip exclaimed in anger.

"NEVER!" Ernest said as he threw the desk out the way.

Philip grabbed the desk and threw it at Ernests head. He was shocked when Ernest got up.

"PHILIP! DID YOU KNOW AN OWL HAS SPECIAL VERTABRE!" Ernest yelled getting buffer and emitting a glowing aura.

"What are you?! WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!" Philip yelled tackling Ernest through the wall.

He then threw Ernest into a car a used his heat vision to blow it up. But a wide eyed Philip was greeted by an barely injured Ernest.

"PHILIP! DID YOU KNOW--" Ernest was cut off once more.

"SHUT AAAAAAAP!" Philip said grabbing Ernest and throwing him into the Sun.

Unfortunately Ernests aura caused the Sun to explode killing everyone including Philip and Ernest.

Meanwhile in Heaven.

"Well at least it's over." Philip sighed.

His peace was interrupted by a voice an unmistakable voice.

"PHILIP! Did you know--" a final time Ernest was cut off as Philip dropped to his knees.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

The End.
Every fan fic I've made so far http://www.tohokingdom.com/forum/viewto ... 48#p624848
My Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDz...9FTHC6A/videos
I want Kong v Godzilla To Be like BvS but...y'know, better critically received. With Mothra filling the role of Wonder Woman and Ghidorah filling the role of Doomsday. Here's to hoping. :D

Calling It Now, GvKK, King Kong won't be an inch under 250 ft.


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