"But we can not rule out the possibility of it being Rosie O'Donald."
- Tomb of Horrors

"Because it's not terrorists, or minorities."
- Carnosaur Rex

"When your only tool is a mecha, every problem looks like a kaiju."
- Thanos6

"Japan's Golden rule for strange accidents: When in doubt, always suspect a giant monster."
- Godzilla 1995

"...and anybody who can come up with a punchy name for him gets to ride our newest SDF vehicle!"
- Atomic God

"Yeah. Yeah. That's not what your wife told me... Oh... Wait... We're on a different subject now, aren't we? Sorry about that chief."
- Monster Master

"Thats your answer to everything, come on now all we want to do is get everyone's lunch order for the meeting."
- Darksun_Kaiju

"That's your answer for everything. Why cant it be an alien for once?"
- Godzilla 2000

"... because nothing else could possibly make sense!"
- Kane_Locke

"Today, I speculated that the space shuttle was destroyed by a giant monster. No one took me seriously and it destroyed Japan the next day. FML."
- baragon2003

"All right gentlemen, time to call for sushi. It's gonna be another one of those days..."
- Kuroneko-sama